Crimp

On the toilet having a good dump.

Poping to the loo to crimp one off

by ej2095 July 1, 2014

Crip Crip

A shorter definition of calling someone crippled when you're too goddamn lazy to say the whole word.

"Hey crip crip, get your ass over here. Oh wait... You can't walk. Never mind!"

by Mysterious Frying Pan May 15, 2017

crimp job

When a girl gives you the handy j with the vice grip that could double as a wire crimper. Or a handy no with no lube

Damn girl quit squeezing so hard I didn't ask for a Crimp job

by Flex sexplex June 10, 2017

cripplepunk

A fashion movement by and for disabled people that incorporates their mobility equipment and other disability-related gear that would typically be considered unsightly or embarrassing. To combat this and improve self-esteem, people decorate and modify their equipment and incorporate it into their overall look. Typically the style is somewhat "punk" and flamboyant/outrageous, as physically disabled people are used to being stared at anyway and might as well have fun with it.

Autpunk/neuropunk is an autistic spinoff embracing the wearing and use of necessary but sometimes stigmatized or unusual sensory-friendly clothes &/or equipment, such as noise-blocking headphones, stim toys, soft clothing, etc.

That spiked neck brace is cripplepunk as fuck.

She was tired of feeling weird about people staring at her wheelchair, so she painted it purple, decked it out with stickers and patches, and decided to just embrace the cripplepunk.

by Annie Y Mouse May 2, 2020

Crimper

The white guy’s N word. Pronounced (k-rimp), ( k-rimp-ah), (k-rimp-rr), this is a word generally used to describe the homies. Also used as a verb in cases like “He ain’t simpin he crimpin”, (getting into it with the lassies) typically a word used by school boys in the 8th to 12th grade, females often question: “why the hell does this exist?”. Well it exists for the sole purpose of existing.

Wassup my crimper?

by ShadowFox104 November 26, 2021

Crip walk

When a dyslexic person aka Karlee forgets the word for a car show

Can we go to a crip walk tomorrow

by I am a pimp sorry bout it January 13, 2022

Designer Cripple

A Disabled Person who flaunts their "Supposed Wealth" and nearly always has the NEWEST powerchair, and in reality looks down their nose at anyone who has not got the NEWEST, LATEST WHEELCHAIR.

"Look at her in the wheelchair all Gucci and Prada, sitting there in her Swede Elite wheelchair" "Bloody designer Cripple".

by yrubnekcarb November 10, 2009