Cougar

Animal that appears in a Mission to ruin an OHKO-Run of GTA-V

Cougar: *sounds*
Person: There arent Cougars in Missions!

by EmilyChi March 13, 2022

Cougar Cubbing

When you land a MILF and her daughter at the same time.

Man if cougar cubbing was an Olympic sport, I'd bring home the gold.

by Speakeasy777 March 29, 2022

cougar

An older woman who is into younger men. She is is older than them by at least 10 years. If they are born in the same year she is not a cougar.

I hope my recently divorced mother doesn't become a cougar!

by katiemcdonald January 23, 2022

Step-Cougar

When your catatonic, vegetable, one-foot-in-the-grave husband, whose gold you’re trying to dig, is drooling in his wheelchair, but you are so starved for sex, and his steamed cucumber is now flaccid and disappointing, so you sleep with his son, who is definitely not drooling.

Holy fucking step-cougar, Shirley just banged mustafa ben ladin’s son osumma ben ladin.

by Marioselak818 April 17, 2022

Captain cougar

Tall beard man like being, likes to flirt, drink and play poker.
Loves a good wooly mammoth to keep warm at night, but not against a night alone with a big tube of prescription lube.

That guy has a big beard - “must be a captain cougar”

by Hookname December 4, 2020

cougar call

The mullet hair style, especially when worn by a 18-21 year old man

Bro have you seen Chad's new hair cut, it's an absolute cougar call

by AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH February 16, 2021

Cougar's pet

A much younger male in search or preferring a much older woman.

The only reason he's with that old Lady is because he's a Cougar's Pet.

by Silent_Voice_In_The_Dark February 22, 2021