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Coffee and water

It basically means sex, usually used the morning after. It’s also a way to discreetly hit on someone, like if you ask them for some “coffee and water” you really just want sex.
Damn girl, can I order some coffee and water?
by Moggerizer April 5, 2022
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Strong coffee

Wow! Did you see That girls moves on the dance floor? That's STRONG COFFEE right there!
by Mr. Black August 28, 2017
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coffee-blind

a word used to describe the experience of sensory blindness associated with the moments between waking and having the first cup of java
"I was coffee-blind as I walked to the kitchen, tripping over my cat and stumbling toward the coffee cups, crashing into the wall and hoping for a Starbucks ambulance to arrive with a coffee IV."
by Word Ganesha October 25, 2011
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Coffee Carbonation

The act of a nice lovely lady using her back side to carbonate my fresh cup of java.
Tonya did us all a favor, not only by eating lots of cabbage, but saving that sweet nectar to carbonate my coffee. She’s mastered coffee carbonation.
by Ghoul July 26, 2018
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Comfortable Coffee

Comfortable coffee is when you deep fry Ligma Balls in a coffee it tastes amazing
It is used when someone is saying something nice to a person for example:
"You're looking great today!"
"That's quite a comfortable coffee of you"
Or, it can also be used when someone is acting rude like:
"That's not comfortable coffee"
by Alter(デビッド) August 6, 2022
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coffee fap

When you rub one out prior to a coffee nap, resulting in the most sublime 30 minutes of rest you've ever had.
Dude, I had the best coffee fap this afternoon, and now I'm ready to take on the world!
by Trollalalala December 28, 2017
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Trash Coffee

A nickname for Leachate, which is created when water percolates through solid material, mostly trash in landfills.
Me (sees all the leachate collected): man, look at all that trash coffee, you don’t want that going into the water supply.
by Jahamez February 1, 2021
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