cleaveland steamer

(No one has gotten this right yet!) An official "cleaveland steamer" is shitting on a girl's chest while receiving head, plain and simple. Now, there are certain ways to tweak the technique if you will. For instance, you can be having sex, and right before you're about to cum you pull out to put it in the girl's mouth, and then as you're cumming take a shit on her chest (bonus points!). It all depends on how creative you wanna get.

felacio + defecation on chest = cleaveland steamer

by Xaphod January 15, 2006

Cleveland Rocks

Small, hard turds.

Dude, did you see those Cleveland Rocks? Why didn't he flush?

by Two dudes. May 21, 2009

Steam Cleaner

the act of moving from one end of the room while digging your partners face into the carpet while giving her doggystyle sex with the intention of giving them a rug burn on their face.

I heard john gave stacey the steam cleaner the other day. you should see her she has the worst rug burn on her face.

by b.kravitz July 5, 2009

Boat Cleaner

The best drug ever. You reach MAXIMUM HIGH for 10 SECONDS. Then the best part is, you die after the best 10 seconds ever. It is done by injecting boat cleaning solution into the blood stream, once done you will enjoy the perks of the best drug ever, then you die! yeah!

I am going to do some boat cleaner after school, see you in hell.

by Guy Guyson mc guy April 25, 2011

Cleveland Mudslide

The act of shitting on a girl's chest then pushing the shit with your nuts up into the girl's mouth.

Dana was begging me for a Cleveland Mudslide last night but I was like, "Bitch I don't got enough paper towels in the world to clean that shit up!"

by Stephen Earlson February 15, 2008

cleveland fast forward

When one does a Cleveland Rewind and forgets about it. Then at a future date goes to wipe and gets his own poop covered paper.

I wish I hadn't been drinking when I tried that Cleveland Rewind cuz I just got the Cleveland Fast Forward.

by Maaatt123 February 13, 2008

anti-cleavage

When breasts are pulled apart instead of pushed together and still look glorious.

Bras prohibit anti-cleavage

Breasts may be pushed to the body for added glory.

Small boobs don't count.

A woman with an unbuttoned button up shirt with nipples covered has fantastic anti-cleavage.

Hand bras and Hair bras.

Scarlett Johansson.

by sankiespandflakes October 16, 2011