Definition 1: The rectal cavemen work effortlessly through the night to make sure ur arse is free of klingons to ensure that dangleberries do not occur.
Definition 2: Sifting through ur buttox clearing a smooth passage way to ur anal glands thats the rectal cavemens main objective.
Definition 2: Sifting through ur buttox clearing a smooth passage way to ur anal glands thats the rectal cavemens main objective.
"i woke up this morning and it seems the rectal cavemen have been working overtime"
"seems the rectal cavemen have left me with a severely nippy ring this morning or should i say sting ring"
"seems the rectal cavemen have left me with a severely nippy ring this morning or should i say sting ring"
by J. Edmund H January 30, 2010
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Get the Thunder Calves mug.When a guy pees inside a girl. He might or might not proceed to then lick/suck it off, this is called "Sobering Up the Cave".
Guy 1: I gave Tegan a Rum Cave last night and she loved it.
Guy 2: Did you sober up the cave?
Guy 1: Well, I was thirsty!
Guy 2: Did you sober up the cave?
Guy 1: Well, I was thirsty!
by Him Almighty June 16, 2011
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verb
A prehistoric sexual maneuver dating back to over 300 million years ago during the mid Paleozoic era. Also known as an ancient precursor to "Ass to mouth". According to translations from crude cave drawings recently discovered in the unicorn lair located in modern day North Korea, the act is executed as follows.
1: The application of a male's fleshy phallus to the rear female orifice.
2: The application of a male's club or other blunt force trauma inducing object to the female's head thus inducing the state known as unconsciousness. It is important that the phallus remain inside the orifice and penetration continue throughout this step.
3: Upon the female regaining consciousness, but not yet fully aware of her situation, the fleshy phallus must be removed and immediately begin penetration of the female's oral orifice (aka: man-pleaser, drama hole, or mouth) in that brief moment where her consciousness is just beginning to be attained.
Note: Rumors have surfaced that cavemen (preferably called "persons of the cave") Still exist to this day and have integrated themselves into modern society thus avoiding our notice and still practice this sexual act here in modern times. They cannot be confirmed not debunked however as any attempts at research have to been known to cause headaches, concussions, sore derriere, and a nasty taste in one's mouth.
verb
A prehistoric sexual maneuver dating back to over 300 million years ago during the mid Paleozoic era. Also known as an ancient precursor to "Ass to mouth". According to translations from crude cave drawings recently discovered in the unicorn lair located in modern day North Korea, the act is executed as follows.
1: The application of a male's fleshy phallus to the rear female orifice.
2: The application of a male's club or other blunt force trauma inducing object to the female's head thus inducing the state known as unconsciousness. It is important that the phallus remain inside the orifice and penetration continue throughout this step.
3: Upon the female regaining consciousness, but not yet fully aware of her situation, the fleshy phallus must be removed and immediately begin penetration of the female's oral orifice (aka: man-pleaser, drama hole, or mouth) in that brief moment where her consciousness is just beginning to be attained.
Note: Rumors have surfaced that cavemen (preferably called "persons of the cave") Still exist to this day and have integrated themselves into modern society thus avoiding our notice and still practice this sexual act here in modern times. They cannot be confirmed not debunked however as any attempts at research have to been known to cause headaches, concussions, sore derriere, and a nasty taste in one's mouth.
Bar Patron: "Man It's never been so quiet around here."
Man of the cave: "Diesel was being a mouthy cunt so I bent her over the bar and fucked that hot ass of hers, then finished her off with a Dirty Caveman."
Man of the cave: "Diesel was being a mouthy cunt so I bent her over the bar and fucked that hot ass of hers, then finished her off with a Dirty Caveman."
by Paleozoic Philomath January 19, 2017
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