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Call Soccer

A maligned practice of lazy employees at a call center or helpdesk who routinely reject, roll, or "kick" calls to other employees in the queue when they don't feel like doing their job but are otherwise capable of taking a call.
We had four people in the call queue this morning but I ended up with all the calls because the others were playing Call Soccer.
by anon banana November 10, 2020
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Martin Calle

A person with no muscle and nerdy it also means that he has a small penis and is shy about it.
by Nikito69 June 1, 2020
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Snail Call

This is a call you type out when one of your friends is not in the group chat. You and everyone else in the group chat type SNAIL CALL or a variant of it in hopes that your friend will magically show up during the call. This almost always works and the friend that you wish to see or talk to will show up.
Person 1:no I haven’t texted her today

Person 2: should we do a SNAIL CALL for her?

Person 3: heck yeah we should

Person 1,2 and 3:

SNAIL CALL! SNAIL CALL

Person 4: Ah, I’m here guys. What do y’all want?
by MuLaysPancakes June 17, 2020
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commuty call

Commuty call

(noun) A phone call similar to a booty call in that, at the end of the exchange, the person on the receiving end of the commuty call feels slightly used but generally happy to have answered the phone. The commuty caller is commuting to or from work, is bored, needs to fill the time while driving, and calls a "friend" for entertainment until his/her destination has been reached. Once the commuty caller reaches his/her destination the idle chit chat is quickly terminated in a brisk, businesslike manner. Signs that the commuty caller has "arrived" are the door chimes of the car ringing audibly through the phone as the car door is opened at a parking lot or garage. "Hey, gottagocatchyalater" is usually heard by the callee before the call is abruptly ended leaving the callee with a feeling of emptiness at having been used for someone else's entertainment and pleasure.
This traffic is at a standstill and I'm falling asleep from boredom. It's time for another commuty call.
by Brian and Linda J May 14, 2017
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Homework call

When you call your crush asking for "help" with your homework, but you really don't care about the homework. You just wanna hear his/her voice and possibly get her/him come over.
This homework is too hard! Let me make a homework call to my crush and ask for help!
by Itsbeenfun October 11, 2017
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Call of Shame

When you realize your BFF has called and texted several times during the night to make sure you made it home safely from your date the night before. And you have to make that call of shame to let them know you spent the night and that you are sorry you worried them.
To Kristen (9:36 am) Hey, it's Lisa...sorry I worried you last night . I am making my call of shame to let you know I am driving home now...*sigh*
by 🔥 crotch sisters June 10, 2017
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Call Frog

A call frog is a person who hops from call to call
"Don't hop calls or you'll be banned. Call frogs aren't welcome here." - Mike the Bike
by bickdutt. November 1, 2017
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