The Benjamin Button Corollary to Moore's Law

The inversely proportional relationship between the increase in computing power due to Moore's Law* and the age of those most able to make use of new technologies.


*eg, http://news.cnet.com/Myths-of-Moores-Law/2010-1071_3-1014887.html

"Sheila knew that the Benjamin Button Corollary to Moore's Law was in effect when she had to ask her 6 year old niece to teach her how to use twitter."

by cjm94611 February 24, 2009

benjamin button

(Ben*ja*min-But*ton) The state of feeling like a damn, old ass man when your really young; Also when your still fairly young but your damn body is deteriorating like a fucking 80yr old

Yo bert! Your only fucking 30 years old and you keep on injuring your damn self!! Broken Bones!!..Torn fuckin ligaments!!...HA HA..You Benjamin Button MUTHAFUCKA!!!!!!

by bertabunand2 May 5, 2009

pink button

A cat's anus, usually one that is obvious, such as on a black short haired cat.

As Fluffy walked away, his pink button glistened in the moonlight.

by Kitteniest July 30, 2008

belly-button lint

belly-button lint is an accumulation of fabric particles that collects in a guy's navel and smells like cum.

I try to clean up my belly-button lint when I shower in the morning.

by USAF Cadet August 21, 2021

Rape me button

What store owners/taxi drivers use to automatically increase the price, as soon as they realise you are not a local/ a foreigner in their country/ drunk

Friend A: "I can't believe how much that taxi home cost last night!"

Friend B: "It would've been cheaper, but he pressed the Rape me button as soon as he realised we were from out of town."

by Rob.J October 18, 2008

Belly Button Rule

When you are going down on a girl and you are at the belly button point and is smells funny so u aborth the mission and turn away

(girls name) ask me to go down on her so i started and by the time i was at the belly button it smell nasty so that i had to abort it the misson.

the Belly Button Rule!

by Belly button abort February 27, 2011

turbo button

When about to climax, you jam your finger on your tait and spray extra hard (if done successfully). Put in your sphincter for the O-ring Overdrive.

Man, last night when i fucked my bitch i tapped her turbo button and she went into overdrive!

by the spike experirence January 30, 2006