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Butthole smurfer

Butthole smurfer when someone lets out a fart so bad everyone around has to hold thier breath till they are blue in the face
i just about died riding the elevator today
There was a butthole smurfer riding all rhe way up to this floor
by M I sofakingweetodded August 7, 2016
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butthole fingers

When after fingering another's butt you have a particular stench on your fingers. Similar to what happens with fingering a vagina.
by ZiggyZ21 November 19, 2016
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ButtHole

Something you stick your dick in and it is round
by hfrejsdgfn March 15, 2017
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Butthole

Wow butthole
by B6567 June 21, 2017
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Butthole Push-up

In close relation to a female's vaginal Kegel exercise. It is the opening and closing of the anus to strengthen muscles in the region keeping it patent.
Jared did a set of butthole push-up prior to his date so his date was not throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
by Danmaj January 31, 2019
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butthole

hey can you help me get these big sausages in to my butthole?
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butthole smurfers

People who claim to be new to anal sex, but are actually quite experienced
"Bro, did you see Anal Newbies 3?"

"Yeah, but no way they were anal amateurs. Those were butthole smurfers"
by big_cheebus October 31, 2021
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