Choco Busting is when you masturbate while trying to take a shit. Essentially something that nobody really does but you don't know that of course. It is also a tactic someone does when constipated to try and take a shit and afterwards if successful you bust a nut on your human chocolate. This can also be done when you're not having problems taking a dump but can still go ahead and masturbate during the process.
Guy: Hey what's taking so long in there?
Guy 2: I'm taking a dump but it got stuck
Guy: Have you tried choco busting?
Guy 2: I'm taking a dump but it got stuck
Guy: Have you tried choco busting?
by Truter September 20, 2018
by TheMineral August 24, 2021
EM: I woke up all stuffy today.
EG: Me too.
EM *sneeze*
EG: Bless you
EM: That felt so damn good. Now I know why they say that sneezing is like an orgasm for your face when you're sick. I just bust a nostril
EG: Me too.
EM *sneeze*
EG: Bless you
EM: That felt so damn good. Now I know why they say that sneezing is like an orgasm for your face when you're sick. I just bust a nostril
by ShadowPorker April 12, 2011
Guy #1: Yo you tryna get some Wingstop?
Guy #2: Hell naw, those atomic wings always have me busting the chamber
Guy #2: Hell naw, those atomic wings always have me busting the chamber
by brandy8869 May 20, 2022
by Ghost47925292 June 24, 2021
On your birthday you take the age that you are turning and dived that number by 4. If you get a irrational number (like 3.5 or 5.6) you round down. Once you have this number you must bust that many times on your birthday.
by JackTheKiller6 November 05, 2017
Someone who is playing soggy waffle with friends, and doesn't make it in time the first time so goes back for round two. He then nuts on the waffle before the last person does.
A nickname only given to the true champion. A man who could make the comeback of the century.
A nickname only given to the true champion. A man who could make the comeback of the century.
by DoubleBust October 02, 2018