Choco Busting is when you masturbate while trying to take a shit. Essentially something that nobody really does but you don't know that of course. It is also a tactic someone does when constipated to try and take a shit and afterwards if successful you bust a nut on your human chocolate. This can also be done when you're not having problems taking a dump but can still go ahead and masturbate during the process.
Guy: Hey what's taking so long in there?
Guy 2: I'm taking a dump but it got stuck
Guy: Have you tried choco busting?
Guy 2: I'm taking a dump but it got stuck
Guy: Have you tried choco busting?
by Truter September 20, 2018
by TheMineral August 24, 2021
On your birthday you take the age that you are turning and dived that number by 4. If you get a irrational number (like 3.5 or 5.6) you round down. Once you have this number you must bust that many times on your birthday.
by JackTheKiller6 November 05, 2017
Someone who is playing soggy waffle with friends, and doesn't make it in time the first time so goes back for round two. He then nuts on the waffle before the last person does.
A nickname only given to the true champion. A man who could make the comeback of the century.
A nickname only given to the true champion. A man who could make the comeback of the century.
by DoubleBust October 02, 2018
Another form of busting a nut, because If semen were to ejaculate in one straight line, it would almost look like a needle thread for sewing.
"I'm about to bust a thread on your face!"
by Goatyx February 25, 2019
by Ghost47925292 June 24, 2021
When a guy hasn't gotten off in a long time, and when he does, his nut comes out in the form of a rope instead of a few squirts...a lot of semen!
Although I hate when I cant cum when I have whiskey dick, there's nothing better than finally busting a rope.
by douchenozzle664 November 19, 2018