Bugaron, bugAron, bugaroN

Bugaron, bugAron, bugaroN

Bugaron, bugAron, bugaroN

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025

bulgarian tablecloth

a bulgarian tablecloth is a divorced woman who inserts ripe bananas into her anus for five days preventing her from shitting. when she removes the mouldy decomposing banana from her hole, a fountain of shit collapses out of her bum and it is stored in a jar until she rubs it on her ex husband.

my ex wife is such a bulgarian tablecloth! she puts ripe banana into her anus

by Dhdhdhdgshd April 3, 2025

Bulgarian Teapot

when a deaf woman lets a man insert his long penis deep into her ear canal until he pounds her ear and cums deep inside it, after he is done he cums all over her hearing aid and shoves it into her vagina

we had a bulgarian teapot last night, it was so warm and wet!!

by Dhdhdhdgshd April 4, 2025

Bulgarian Groundhog

Sticking your dick in your own ass, then shitting it back out.

Dude, that guy looks gay! I bet he Bulgarian Groundhog’s himself daily!

by Mungo fungo February 2, 2026

Bulgarian knuckle fucker

Fist someone's ass as hard as you can

Roger gave Steve the bulgarian knuckle fucker and the anaheim knuckle buster

by wyatt demmons February 11, 2026

Bulgarian standoff

When one or more groups of criminals are sent to one location by a 3rd party, usually the victim, to illuminate the intent of said criminals and display intent.

"This is a Bulgarian standoff!" , hoping the criminals assume you mean Mexican standoff, and call the cops on themselves.

by The rivera kid! February 28, 2026

Bulgarian standoff

When two or more groups of criminals are sent to a location, usually by the victim, to illuminate intent and motive. A setup

"This is a Bulgarian standoff!" , hoping the criminals assume you mean Mexican standoff, and call the cops on themselves.

by The rivera kid! February 28, 2026