Heckuva Job Brownie

A statement said to someone with the last name brown. Usually sarcastically, like the way President said after Katrina to his lackee...

You're doin a heckuva job brownie, Now do you think we can fix this jet?

by Planet Loff October 12, 2008

felix's amazing soft sweet brownies

the best mfing brownies skz can and will ever taste

Person 1: Wow, these are really good!
Bang Chan: Yes, they're felix's amazing soft sweet brownies
Person 2: Recipe, please!
Felix: no, stupid bitch

by dxk0ta_stxyy May 1, 2021

Late Night Brownie Baker

During anal sex, right before you spill your man juice. You quickly pull out, with some poop still on your cock and slam it in her vagina and get off.

"I tried the Ol' Late Night Brownie Baker on my girlfriend last night."

"Oh yea, how'd that go?"

"She's still pretty mad. Says the kid is gonna smell like Pig Pen all its life."

by Raspberry Babingka October 21, 2011

nigga shut the fuck up and eat a brownie

you use it when you want a nigga to shut the fuck up and eat a brownie

Nigga: a-
Person: nigga shut the fuck up and eat a brownie

by dumbassken October 30, 2020

One in the baby maker, three in the brownie baker

One finger (primarily a thumb) in the vagina, three fingers in the butt-hole

Dude I was so drunk and she was so horny, so I for some reason put "One in the baby maker, three in the brownie baker" - This term was originally coined in a drunk-dial voicemail to a special friend after a night of drinking and after-partying in a hot tub with a naughty french girl.

by Bryan "DJ Kenn"/Will da Thrill January 12, 2009

Brownie

It's the mix of poop and human nuts that usually has a little sperm on top as an accompaniment.

I like eating my dad's brownie every day.

by MrCrow237 May 17, 2020

Brownie Blast

This is when a person needs to shit so they completely remove their pants and underwear. Then they shove a water hose into their butthole and turn it on to fill their rectum with as much water as possible. They finally bend and push out the water shooting the shit like a mini missile. This is used for self enjoyment, onto a victim (prank), or as a sexual act.

1. I felt a mean turd pushing through so I ran to the water hose and did a Brownie Blast.

2. Last weekend was great. I can't believe you Brownie Blasted Chang while he was sleeping!

3. My wife keeps getting kinkier and kinkier. Last night she wanted me to brownie blast her face.

by Cockadylious September 25, 2014