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British centipede

A sexual act; partner 1 sits on top of partner 2’s agape mouth and shits in it, creating a link between the two.
Yeah, my mom was acting up so I pushed her to the floor and gave her a good ol’ British centipede.
by Aggressive sex haver April 6, 2024
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british

a type of people who doesn't have dentist's and can't live without tea and crumpets.
hay near the trolley and man was robbed by a British person for there tea.
by A offline gamer November 8, 2022
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British

People who don’t know how to use seasoning and don’t like brushing their teeth sadly. Also like taxing people for tea cause they poor.
American: Want to salt at least?
British man: no I like my potato’s plane
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British

The worst kind of person you could ever run into and they have horrible teeth
British guy: *stabs American guy*
American guy: I think not, scally wag! *pulls out gun*
British guy: I think yes, wally scag! *pulls out musket*
by Fishy1999thefish February 9, 2024
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Big British

Big British are those senior workers who bully foreigners same times keeping modesty as they own it.
by Fluffx January 21, 2022
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british islamic academy

shit school in hargeisa somaliland where the head teacher macalin abdiqadir likes to force you to write 9999999999 lines saying how you're sorry for not memorising 9999999999 pages in 3 minutes, he also likes to beat lil kids in his office, freak. Also, that fucking buck tooth teacher is too fucking annoying, he looks like he likes wood as well. And all the kenyan teachers like to fuck each other in the office without abdiqadir knowing. Also they had teacher isak who likes kids.
Abdi: yo what school u go
Mohamed: british islamic academy bro free me
Abdi:damn that school is shit
by nugzda51st July 5, 2025
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National british gal day

On the 2nd December it is the ”national british gal day” where everybody wears much makeup, say skunk/shit all the time, shakes their bodies and talks with a clear british accent.
-Why do you look like that?
-Because it’s the national british gal day, you skunk
by Macey xxxx November 8, 2019
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