A guy who when you first met them seem really great. But then they turn out to be a complete asshole and wanna be fuckboy. They are very thirsty but swear they respect women. Thye are homophobes and republicans.
by Litty193 December 30, 2017
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by BrandonBDG January 4, 2018
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by Herh September 16, 2017
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by miltonsauntie October 12, 2017
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