Cock Bagel

A word used to express feelings of stupidity towards someone who is stupid.

"John is being such a cock bagel today"

by Ethos Kohancho April 9, 2017

Bagel

Did you actually just ask urban dictionary what a bagel is? Do you have anything better to do? Get yo socially awkward cheeks off the coach and get some babes.

Bagel

by MyDogIsChonky October 1, 2022

yellow bagel fever

The yellow bagel fever is a special form of yellow fever, a preference especially of guys for Asian women, who in this case grew up in New York City.

Someone: Don't you think Ka-Yee is a little crazy? I have the feeling that New York has spoiled her.
Dude: No, I think she's hot.
Someone: Ok, but you also have yellow bagel fever.

by Jopronas August 21, 2022

Skin bagel

A skin bagel is a reference to a female vagina

Man I could really use a skin bagel right now

by ScotvanD January 12, 2021

Bagel Delivery

Some random shit-talking faggot on the Internet.

Wow, look at this kid he is almost as bad as Bagel Delivery

by BagelDelivery August 9, 2016

bagel juice necktie

When a chain link toy is wrapped around a child's neck by another child

Billy gave Charles a bagel juice necktie!

by 26DAM February 22, 2025

Bagel Sauce

Another word for cream cheese.. apparently.

They forgot my Bagel Sauce, now my mouth will be drier than a KFC biscuit with no drink.

by FoxyAbuelo April 15, 2025