Australian

A weird species which look and sound exactly like humans but are the evil hell spawn which infest the human kind and must be exterminated to advance the human race. Known for being really hard to kill (Probably because their 'cops' keep on arresting me for aggravated assault).

Me: Have you heard the Australian species
You: Take your meds bro... its been years since the accident.

by 239429034802 July 25, 2024

Australian Cone Pipe

A trucker and his wife go into a rest stop. The trucker takes a lot of laxatives and stimulates. The truckers wife lays her head in the toilet facing up, the trucker strips naked, the trucker lets lose his liquid storm of fury on her face, then they both buy a sandwich without cleaning or changing.

"John pulled the Australian Cone Pipe in a local Walmart"
"Get away from me right now!"

by Hamstring_McChicken April 28, 2024

Australian Hot-pocket

The act of intercourse where two partners sit vertically together with their anuses stuck together. One proceeds to defecate and both pass it back and forth

“Oh hell no! David did the Australian hot-pocket with his girl!”

by T.Rizzy June 30, 2025

yellow australian manure

Aussie slang for taking a piss on a lemon tree

Bloke a - "I'm going for a piss"
Bloke b - "Duck outside mate, give the ol' lemon tree a pint of yellow Australian manure"

by Qualt June 17, 2016

Australian reverse wet willie

Similar to a wet willie or reverse wet willie. Australian implies that you stick your finger “down under” (anus or vagina) before putting it into someone’s mouth.

I gave my girlfriend a Australian reverse wet willie and she almost threw up!

by SpT3 May 20, 2021

Australian Sandwich

A sexual act in which a person smears vegemite between a woman's vaginal flaps and proceeds to lick it clean while preforming cunnilingus.

"My woman is into some weird stuff?"
"Like what?"
"She wanted me to eat her Australian sandwich!"

by Keons Sacarver September 13, 2020

The Australian Hot Dog

The act of putting mustard and tomato sauce on you dick and proceeding to have sex with someone.

Guy 1: "Hey, are you still dating that maid of yours?"
Guy 2: "Nah, she was a bitch so I gave her The Australian Hot Dog and left"

by Yunita537 March 11, 2020