penis after 130960530 accidents

Term used to describe something as very ugly.

A:What is so bad at Tardigrade? They are almost older then any other species on earth!
B: Its still eew! It looks like **penis after 130960530 accidents**

by pulec June 25, 2017

After-film

The waxy residue on the roof of your mouth after eating Captain Crunch.

Man, that Captain Crunch was so delicious. I wish it didn't leave so much after-film.

by Cerealgirl April 6, 2017

cake after sex is so goated

"cake after sex is so goated" is the most charismatic phrase ever to exist. The guy who made it has the ability to make people bend to his will with this one phrase. Psychologists hate him!

person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: what
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: you're not making any sense
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: please stop
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: cake after sex is so goated
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: cake after sex is so goated

by cakeaftersexissogoated September 10, 2021

after credits

when you poopoo your pants a little after pulling up your pants after poopooing in the bathroom

Oop! After credits! I was only in the bathroom like 5 minutes ago.

by poopoomanthatsme April 16, 2021

Does sex hurt after menopause?

An advertisement that I keep getting on here. It shows two happy old people walking.

Does sex hurt after menopause?
Idk, go and find out.

by Retard_Ryan March 12, 2023

the minute after

When you finish masturbating and have the minute of regret.

I just masturbated and had to experience the minute after.

by Crocodoodle July 27, 2016

one of the legends from the ff after dark

otherwise known as Sharkbait, he is the most thoughtful person who will most likely find a veebs, he is obsessed with alcohol specifically white claw and a man named preston he is a bit gay he also LOVES jacob sartorius!!!

person 1: whos unemployed?
person 2: sharkbait, one of the legends from the ff after dark!

by jakepaul4ever July 31, 2019