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african wild ass

when your black friend is bein unruly.
"yo teyy stop bein' fig ya african wild ass."
by rektdassho May 10, 2016
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African Tunnel Monkey

A thin black penis completely surrounded by a frizzly mane of pubic hair. The penis is usually unfindable except be its' owner, who frequently keeps it tucked near his nut sack so he can find it easily. Although the African Tunnel Monkey is not a measure of dick size, it is uncommon to find a normal sized lingum engulfed in pubic hair.
Last night I was looking to get my twat stuffed by this new guy, but when he pulled down his pants all I could see was this African Tunnel Monkey... so I friend-zoned him.
by dr. abel September 10, 2013
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by Adujasty343 June 8, 2025
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African beef beating

When the male is receiving head he will proceed to pull out and nut while simultaneously beating the female mercilessly with his colossal cock
Last night my girlfriend let me hit her with an African beef beating, it was awesome
by Nickarsen04 April 7, 2019
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African Speedway

This is were you defecate on a girl back and cum all over the turd and roll it down with a rolling pin
My stomach hurts. I think I need to give you an African Speedway.
by The boom boom clapper May 22, 2025
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African American

Typically they can run fast, but will fucking die if put in a pool. They all love KFC, purplous kool aid, and watermelon.
There goes that nigga eating kfc, he’s so African American
by Mr Guy1 March 25, 2024
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African Subway

When you shit into another person's asshole.
"Hey, I heard that Sean and Sally rode the African Subway last night."
by bukkit7 June 8, 2018
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