Johnson Squeezie's

The act where multiple males crawl around a sandpit whilst trying to squeeze each others "Johnson's".
Jarred crawled around the sandpit trying to squeeze Shiva's Johnson during a game of Johnson Squeezie's
by Brendan SK Campbell April 07, 2015
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D-Johnsoned

The feeling of being grabbed by a man of unusually large hands.
Hey, did you see the way the bouncer just D-johnsoned me?
by Refarf May 23, 2019
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The Johnson fam

They are a YouTube channel with 1.2 million subscribers. They average about 1249 subscribers a day
The Johnson fam is the best YouTube channel
by Ldgigtgh July 24, 2019
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Jynxzi's Johnson

Jynxzi's Johnson is very small and it rises when he sees a r6 Gyatt like Iana's or Ying's
Also when he sees ''GOOD AIM!'' Or ''BEST CLIP OF THE DAY''

(Note: he also uses it for pack opening and calls it the ''Johnson Pack'')
Guys my Jynxzi's johnson is rising from this CLIP OF THE DAY
by brubhhhhhhhh October 14, 2023
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Doing a Johnson

The police caught the burglar doing a johnson, as he was arrested while breaking into someone’s property.
by Sorbitar September 24, 2019
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Matthew Johnson

I'm so glad i'm friends with Matthew Johnson.
by 21 karate gold June 04, 2020
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meg johnson

no one:
meg johnson: i’m meg johnson
by gameninja2000 January 13, 2019
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