by Spennybobenny March 6, 2021
Get the paris stiltonmug. An abuser that acts like she’s had it so rough in her life and as if she’s been abused and came from nothing and spent her life having to sit in the audience praising people who didn’t do anything to have money or fame other than be born into it while living a life a resentment because she couldn’t have the slightest inch of freedom because she didn’t have enough money to go anywhere or afford transportation and had to spend her years working as some cashier while being treated like trash and having no one believe her when she speaks up for herself in a society like North Korea where punishment lasts for 3 generations for the most petty “crimes” imaginable.
Them: “Omg! It’s Paris Hilton!!!”
Random person: “Why aren’t you acknowledging me? Why do I have to acknowledge some random person that didn’t do anything except exist?”
Random person: “Why aren’t you acknowledging me? Why do I have to acknowledge some random person that didn’t do anything except exist?”
by Mo’Nique vs. Precious September 24, 2020
Get the Paris Hiltonmug. Obsessive and will hunt you down. She knows where you live and what you are doing at all times. She loves strawberries. She is really funny and super duper cool. #pariforlife #d1stalker (run while you can)
by sillygoose4 November 14, 2023
Get the Parimug. She is really kind but can destroy your life act innocent but is a little devil. She supports you alot. Maybe be popular but enjoys being a loner more. Has great friends and can be the star of the show. Any guy who dates her is lucky. Just dont hurt her she can be crazy. Prefers to call over text. Loves a good cup of coffee. She is really creative. She definetly can have passion in bed
My best friend is Paris
by BUNANANANNANAN December 17, 2021
Get the Parismug. noun: A sexual act that consists in saving up the bones of the buffalo wings you had for dinner, filling up a condom (or two layers of condoms, for safety) with them and introducing it into your partner’s cavity (Be it vagina or anus).
The irregular form and protuberances of the bones inside the condom tickle the internal tissues of your partner, thus causing them bursts of intense pleasure (similar to ribbed condoms).
Since, when performing the act, your partner’s vaginal or anal walls are now covered in bones, there is no light, and the environment is moist, it is said to resemble the underground Catacombs of Paris. Hence the name.
Variations of this act also include using the ranch dressing of your chicken wings dinner as lube. But this is seen as sacrilegious by purists.
The irregular form and protuberances of the bones inside the condom tickle the internal tissues of your partner, thus causing them bursts of intense pleasure (similar to ribbed condoms).
Since, when performing the act, your partner’s vaginal or anal walls are now covered in bones, there is no light, and the environment is moist, it is said to resemble the underground Catacombs of Paris. Hence the name.
Variations of this act also include using the ranch dressing of your chicken wings dinner as lube. But this is seen as sacrilegious by purists.
Sam: "Yo, Alex! That French chick you introduced me to yesterday is a real freak "
Alex: "Why?! "
Sam: "She suggested we go have dinner at Hooters and then had me do a Paris Catacomb on her "
Alex: "Neat, dude!... did you ranch it up too? "
Sam: "What do you think I am, an animal?"
Alex: "Why?! "
Sam: "She suggested we go have dinner at Hooters and then had me do a Paris Catacomb on her "
Alex: "Neat, dude!... did you ranch it up too? "
Sam: "What do you think I am, an animal?"
by Krakaphoon February 3, 2018
Get the Paris Catacombmug. Pari is a very hot n attractive girl. She loves to do makeup n all the guys have a crush on her. If she falls in love so she can cross all the limits. Looks studious but is very outgoing n loves to hangout with friends. she is a girl whom you can never forget in your life n the bestest friend you could ever have
by Tuhi November 23, 2021
Get the Parimug. Paris is a very beautiful girl
by dghyecn February 17, 2021
Get the Parismug.