Boris Johnson

that one kid who brags about getting minge but doesnt get any

the prime minister of the uk

big boz

"stop being such a boris johnson!!"

by theresamaysbignose November 4, 2019

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Scrubby Johnson

Used to describe someone (or something) you would never aspire to be.

Don't NOBODY want a scrubby johnson!!!

by SP babii February 2, 2010

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Johnson Bank

adj. - a girl that has had sex with many different men. In other words, many guys have deposited their "Johnson's" in her "bank." This term is reserved for the sluttiest girls you know.

Friend 1: "Hey, have you seen that girl that always wears those really short booty shorts around campus?"

Friend 2: "Oh yeah! She has had sex with all of the guys on the basketball team... She's a real Johnson Bank"

by JBank September 20, 2010

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Skippy Johnson

When you rip out a girl's molars with a pair of pliers, then give her an orgasm by sticking a cow's heart up her ass.

Even though she was only on her 3rd date with Derek, Kelly knew by the needle nose pliers and miscellaneous cow parts strewn across his apartment that she was in for a Skippy Johnson as soon as she finished her Long Island Iced Tea.

by Rubba Slim December 14, 2008

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Johnson control

Phrase used to refer to a condom by women as a condition for receiving sex. Alludes to the permissive control device of mechanical equipment the must be engaged before operation of a hydraulic piston. A shield, cover, or interlock that permits a piston to function, and protects people.

If you expect to get any; You better have a johnson control, or keep your Johnson under control.

by Americus Null-Dalit June 8, 2013

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