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Kite yards suck

take first letter in each word to get the abbreviation kys.
"Your so bad!"

"Kite yards suck"

*teacher does not look over because she knows not of this sigma level language
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Back Yard Buddy

One who helps wipe thy butt, usually after pooping, and done by an ex wife.
I can’t reach back there...I need my back yard buddy
by whoDis20 November 29, 2020
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Yard Darky

I the 1950s Deep South Rich people used to have a statue in their front yard of an Afro American Slave. Dressed as a butler. This was referred to as a “Yard Darky”. Note this is a racist term and might offend some people.
Farmers Jones just ordered a new Yard Darky from the Farmers Almanac.
by Urban legend member # 2285 April 11, 2024
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Bone yard

Wanabe criminal who hides in the boneyard, witness protection!
Bone yard lingard. Wana be criminal from Northside of Brisbane whose father is a correctional officer. BabyG hides in the boneyard!
by Truth will set you free April 23, 2024
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On Yard

To swear on your yard.
Yahneck Bozo: Hey Mark we're friends right? You trust me right? I promise I didn't steal anything from you.. Oh On yard I didn't steal nothin from you.
Mark: No need to go that far Yahneck.
by CuunCuunLips June 13, 2022
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yard donkey

A helpless dirtleg , side twisted puddle slit. A low down dirt ratchet.
by Amandhugnkiss February 8, 2017
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yard sitter

Old couch rednecks put in their front yard to sit and drink Coors Banquet beers
My buddies and I drink beer on my yard sitter when our wives piss us off
by jbrow December 8, 2020
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