Scissor Wizard

(n). lesbian

"Did you hear about that chick carrie who was a vegetarian? total scissor wizard"

Scissor Wizard by scavothemeatloaf February 2, 2017

Piano Wizard

(Noun) A person who is plays excellent and nearly flawless piano. Also plays other musical instruments

Piano wizardry (Noun) The description of a piano wizard performing

Dang, that guy playing up on the stage is a piano wizard!

The pianist worked his piano wizardry.

Piano Wizard by The Guitarist Amateured March 15, 2017

Horney Wizard

Every young girl on the internet has at least one horney wizard aka a guy who gives her really good life advice but also sends her a pic of his dick.

girl 1: you seem so much better today
girl 2: yes I am! my horney wizard really helped me out.

Horney Wizard by votme March 18, 2021

fighting the wizard

An expression used to describe a hopeless struggle. (i.e. you'd need magical powers to win)

Man I'm trying to study but I just keep fighting the wizard.

fighting the wizard by Bradford286 February 5, 2008

Beat the wizard 

A descriptive expression used to insinuate that one has accomplished an impossible task.(i.e. as if you had magical powers)

I beat the wizard on that test.

Beat the wizard by bradford286 February 5, 2008

Talking to the Wizard 

A term used to describe the tunnel vision or stars and colors one might see during a high intensity Crossfit workout.

Athlete: <working out insanely hard>
Coach: YEAH! GO HARDER G...wait, what's wrong. Why are you just standing there starring off into space.

Athlete: Dude, I'm talking to the Wizard.

Talking to the Wizard by bgoldstein March 29, 2010

Big Gay Wizard 

The one person who is so unbelievably gay that they obtain magical powers. They fall into one of two categories: seduction and ego, each with varying skillset. Every group has one but they are good at hiding, lure them out with high quantities of sugar, clothes that are too big, talk of blood sacrifices or any other LGBT luxuries (if all else fails, obtain one of their exes sweaters or they simply aren't a wizard). Can be abbreviated as BGW.

Person 1: We finally proved ]Toby] was a Big Gay Wizard!
Toby - cradling his straight crushes sweater in the corner
Person 2: Wow, well done. What did it take?
Person 1: You know all the fuss about where Isaac went?
Person 2: Yeah...
Person 1: ...blood sacrifice...
Person 2: Isn't that his sweater?
Toby - begins to cry

Big Gay Wizard by IWinner9 January 17, 2020