Pervy Wanker

a great name to confuse someone who is annoying you!
they have no clue what it is, and well, you get a great laugh at them wanting to know what it is! and when they ask just tell them that they are pervy wanker!! :D

ashaya: ASHTON YOU PERVY WANKER!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!
ashton: What!!!!???? whats a pervy wanker!!??
ashaya: You are a pervy wanker now leave me alone!!!

ashton:WHATS THAT!!!??
ashaya: Whats what??

ashton: YOU KNOW WHAT!!
ashaya:noo.... jeez ashton you pervy wanker!!!

by ShayaSaurasRexx April 24, 2010

Wanker's Arm

Use 1 - Where you wank too much and your muscle on that particular arm is build up a lot.

Use 2 - An affliction, because of over-use it hurts when you are using it.

Example 1 - Whoa.. look at my wanker's arm - HUUUGE!

Example 2 - Ow.. hmm wanker's arm! *carries on anyway*

by Mr. Merge July 11, 2005

Yankee wanker jingoist

An American website designer who doesn't know another world outside of the USA exists - a wanker who designs a form page with obligatory "State" and no other country options

Use two letters to define what 'State' you live in (ie FL = Florida) whereas Cheshire is on another planet obviously designed by a Yankee Wanker Jingoist

by Daze_Off October 5, 2012

wanker!

some1 that wank's em self.
a rude word.

I need a wank. <- this person is a wanker!
Fuck off you bloddy wanker!

by sidask8r May 14, 2005

wanker

Wan - car

A derogatory term for someone who is useless.

I knew someone once who sterilised himself whilst trying to get free electricity, the wanker

by John Sykes July 22, 2003

Wankerisims

Shithead.

This Dickhead is full of shit.

by Babs October 2, 2003

Banker Wanker

An investment banker who has to go to the bathroom and rub one out every time he sees "69" on his excel sheet. This usually takes place 8-10 times a day.

Dude, Ricky is such a Banker Wanker. He is in the men's room all the time!

by s. pole September 24, 2014