Wine Asshole

A person who is expected to bring wine to a gathering (e.g. book club, etc.) and then conveniently furthers to do so.

Well I guess I'll run to the store to get some wine, because the wine asshole strikes again.

by IamTheBiggs December 10, 2023

Aging like fine wine

Paget Brewster

"Have you seen Paget Brewster?"

"Yes! I swear, some people are just aging like fine wine!"

by IloveCriminalMinds07 October 19, 2024

Wine Dougd

When you have so many fermented grapes in liquid form that you can’t open your eyes and you sing the words to every song that comes on

Doug drank too much wine.

Arkells knocking at the door comes on.

Doug- “That's me, I'm knockin' at the door
I'm thirsty For more, for more, for more” -_-

Friends- “Damn he’s Wine Dougd”

by Ayy Jay L April 20, 2019

Locker Wine

Locker Wine is the product of leaving a piece of fruit in your locker for so long, that it begins to ferment into and smell like alcohol.

Jamie: "What is that smell?"
Jimmy: "It's just my locker wine, don't worry about it."
Jamie: "Dude wtf."

by JD_NZ December 6, 2021

Bread and wine

(n.) a way to refer to the group of friends you're most comfortable and familiar being around.

The bread and wine are a mixture of your "day 1's", "BFFs", "bros", and "OGs." They represent the flesh and blood of your friend group.

Person 1: Who's coming?
Person 2: The bread and wine.

by nolandc September 12, 2019

Adventures and wines

adventures in thessaloniki

Adventures and wines

by Adventures and wines February 7, 2019

Filipino Wine Basket

A sexual act performed by two small prostitutes (typically Thai or Filipino). One gets on top of the man and hugs her knees while the other spins her around.

Where's my mom?
Spinning like a dreidel and doing a Filipino Wine Basket on me.

by scheisskopf April 5, 2012