Lower (la-were)

A joking insult for short, chud men with ridiculously compact proportions. The phrase exaggerates their appearance by saying their anatomy practically drags on the ground, creating a cartoonish mental image. Usually used when roasting someone for being short, stocky, or built like a walking bowling ball.

“Dude kept trying to start fights at the bar, but everyone just laughed and called him a lower (la-were).”

by Therealhuzz March 7, 2026

Lower (la-were)

A joking insult for short, chud men with ridiculously compact proportions. The phrase exaggerates their appearance by saying their anatomy practically drags on the ground, creating a cartoonish mental image. Usually used when roasting someone for being short, stocky, or built like a walking bowling ball.

“Dude kept trying to start fights at the bar, but everyone just laughed and called him a lower (la-were).”

by Therealhuzz March 7, 2026

Lower (la-were)

A short chud man who’s balls drag along the ground.

Bros such a Lower (la-were).

by littlechud March 7, 2026

The lights were too bright

When someone reaches for greatness with the intention of performing, but the moment becomes too big and they fold under the pressure. Used when someone can’t handle the spotlight once all the attention is on them.

“They called him the next superstar, but when the championship came, the lights were too bright.”

by RockyOnVenus March 9, 2026

if phones were airliners

iPhone 12 mini = Airbus A318 with PW6000

iPhone 13 mini = Airbus A318 with CFM56-5B

iPhone XS, 11 Pro = Airbus A319ceo with wingtip fences and CFM56-5A

iPhone XR, 11 = Airbus A320ceo with wingtip fences and CFM56-5A

iPhone 12/12 Pro, 13/13 Pro = Airbus A320ceo with sharklets and CFM56-5B

iPhone 14, 15, 16E = Airbus A320neo with CFM LEAP 1A

iPhone 14 Pro, 15 Pro, 16 = Airbus A320neo with PW1100G

iPhone XS Max, 11 Pro Max = Airbus A330-200 with Rolls-Royce Trent 700

iPhone 12 Pro Max, 13 Pro Max = Airbus A330-300 with Rolls-Royce Trent 700

iPhone 14 Pro Max/Plus, 15 Pro Max/Plus, 16 Plus = Airbus A330-900neo

iPhone 16 Pro Max = Airbus A350 XWB 1000

if phones were airliners

by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing July 27, 2025

Like a Werehog

The phrase used to describe a piece of art in the digital space.

Hey that kinda looks Like a Werehog.

by ones_08 August 16, 2025

My lights were off

The website said I needed to pay by the 26th... They sent me something in the mail saying that I needed to pay by the 15th.... They shut it off on the 22nd while I was asleep. I woke up and saw that the light was off and I knew exactly what happened. And then I sat in the dark and tried to call them but once they turn it off the make you pay something up front and I'm like "I use the fucking website. I go and pay by what the fucking website says and it says the 26th" and this chick sounded like she was about to cry. And guess when I got paid. Guess... The exactly date of my pay day was the 26th. The day by which the website said I had to pay.

Hym "So my lights were off, fuckface. Do you like it? Do you like my little show I put on here? I do it either the lights off sometimes. I KNOW I posted to bitch about it when I happened. Remember that? Remember? I know I posted with about it. Did you laugh?"

by Hym Iam October 25, 2025