waxing the dragon

Scrubbing your Willy while it’s hard in the shower.

Johnny won’t stop waxing the dragon in the shower.

by bbbballllllsssssssssuuupppp December 11, 2024

Girdle Wax

You’re driving and have to shit. You lose the battle. The seat heater is on so it liquifies in your draws. You get out of the car to head in the house but the cold air causes it to once again solidify. Thus becoming caked onto your undergarments like wax

Friend: “Dude, after the bar yesterday, I was driving home and got some serious girdle wax.

by Njpfunny December 9, 2024

Wax the cane

To tug on your meat

I’m going home to wax the cane

by Jm559899 January 1, 2024

grill wax

Paste for the grill. Often used for brushing the teeth but also useful in hiding nail holes in plaster.

Hey Ma, pick me up a forty and grill wax from the bodega.

by Thomas Ricker June 6, 2005