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Waxing the bed

The act of taking some form of tape or another sticky substance, putting it across your bed, and pulling it up to get off un-wanted hair. The hair usually belongs to a pet, and is caused by the pet shedding while they sleep/lay with you on your bed.
"Dude, my dog slept with me on my bed last night. I spent a good 30 minutes this morning waxing the bed."

or

"What are you doing?"
"I'm waxing the bed. My cat decided to lay in it when I was gone, and sheds a lot.
by zig12 August 9, 2009
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Pussy On The Chain Wax

The term "Pussy On The Chain Wax" refers to a partner that satisfies their female partner so effectively that their partner is keeping up consistent grooming of their vaginal area to prompt sexual interaction.
"My tinder date went so well, I put that pussy on the chain wax."

"My girlfriend said we needed to spice up our sex life. So last night I laid it down so good, I put that pussy on the chain wax."
by FuckYourSunshine July 6, 2022
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Wax Eye Cereal Killers

A series of trading cards by Wax Eye, They include Chucky Harms, Zomba Crunch and Chainsaw Toast Crunch.
Wax Eye Cereal Killers are the best.
by SPrice1980 April 20, 2022
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