A fictitious piece of hardware in your computer that "breaks" and the IT guy has no answers as how to fix it.
Joan: My mouse isn't working I think the batteries are dead in it.
IT Guy: it could be the Thurmond Unit, I had better take the pc and mouse to check it.
He replaces batteries. Returns the unit and mouse and claims the Thurmond Unit was almost gone, but "replaced it". Never telling Joan that it was the batteries.
IT Guy: it could be the Thurmond Unit, I had better take the pc and mouse to check it.
He replaces batteries. Returns the unit and mouse and claims the Thurmond Unit was almost gone, but "replaced it". Never telling Joan that it was the batteries.
by ILLREPUTE June 2, 2016
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Get the mint unit mug.A measurement of time in units of the length of "Mmm mmm mmm mmm" by The Crash Test Dummies. One CTD Unit is specifically 3 min and 53 seconds.
"I counted 6 hundred and 32.5 CTD Units to drive without sleep from Los Angles to New York City."
"Weird, because I counted, 5 hundred and 50. You must have hit some really bad traffic."
"Hey Chris, How many CTD Units did you sleep last night?"
"I slept a healthy 120 CTD Units."
Hey Lincoln, I noticed you were listening to "Help" by the Beatles, have you stopped counting CTD Units."
"No Larry, I always have CTD Units counting in my head!"
"Weird, because I counted, 5 hundred and 50. You must have hit some really bad traffic."
"Hey Chris, How many CTD Units did you sleep last night?"
"I slept a healthy 120 CTD Units."
Hey Lincoln, I noticed you were listening to "Help" by the Beatles, have you stopped counting CTD Units."
"No Larry, I always have CTD Units counting in my head!"
by Nolink January 30, 2017
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by kneejuice October 22, 2019
Get the Unit-body mug.The US is the shittiest country. It’s so fucking racist and full of misogynistic white men. A lot of people around the world come here but it shouldn’t feel special because they only come here for opportunities, although it’s not a big deal I have a country but apparently people think it’s the best even though it sucks ass! Americans are so full of themselves and that racism shit OH NO!!! They don’t even season their food like how can you be so proud eating bland ass shit? There’s no way to sugarcoat it it’s a dumb fucking country and the colonizers are just feeling themselves a lil too much. They culture appropriate other cultures and they’re always so on edge to just change themselves and just act like they’re from this country or they’re black so they can say the N-word. They’re so welcome to do Asian fishing, black fishing, literally disrespect other countries cultures and they don’t even have one. so fucking rude smh
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Get the p-units mug.The second biggest football team in Louth, in the shadow of irish giants, Dundalk FC. There fans are big into inbred and they just love having sexual intercourse with their family. They like to pretend that their club is relevant by joining in football conversations with "drogheda clear 💜💙" this information is of course never actually true.
Person 1: Hai have you seen drogheda united recently?
Person 2: ye bro their awful their football is depressing
Person 2: ye bro their awful their football is depressing
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