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United States

A country trying to copy the United Kingdom. And also a place where politics is the most talked about thing.
Dave wanted to visit the United States but he didn't want to face discrimination of political opinions, so he went to Canada instead.
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CTD Unit

A measurement of time in units of the length of "Mmm mmm mmm mmm" by The Crash Test Dummies. One CTD Unit is specifically 3 min and 53 seconds.
"I counted 6 hundred and 32.5 CTD Units to drive without sleep from Los Angles to New York City."
"Weird, because I counted, 5 hundred and 50. You must have hit some really bad traffic."

"Hey Chris, How many CTD Units did you sleep last night?"

"I slept a healthy 120 CTD Units."

Hey Lincoln, I noticed you were listening to "Help" by the Beatles, have you stopped counting CTD Units."

"No Larry, I always have CTD Units counting in my head!"
by Nolink January 30, 2017
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unit clapped

when you clap someone so hard that it’s not just a w, it’s an absolute unit clap.
him: damn i can’t believe i just lost that game

me: fuck yeah you did, you just got unit clapped brother
by sadcowboycat March 16, 2019
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The united ducks

A loyal army that is powerful. Integrats:Amaru, Cam, Maximiliam and Alfonse.
I am from The United Ducks
by Iphoneequis2 May 3, 2022
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Grangers United

GU is a Tremulous Arcade Mod created by the one and only, Pedokid. Er, make that PedoBear. Yep, you heard me right. Hur dur! FUDGE!!
The fudge came from Andrew of GRANGERS UNITED.

GRANGERS UNITED is gay..
by ERIKIA July 26, 2009
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United States

The US is the shittiest country. It’s so fucking racist and full of misogynistic white men. A lot of people around the world come here but it shouldn’t feel special because they only come here for opportunities, although it’s not a big deal I have a country but apparently people think it’s the best even though it sucks ass! Americans are so full of themselves and that racism shit OH NO!!! They don’t even season their food like how can you be so proud eating bland ass shit? There’s no way to sugarcoat it it’s a dumb fucking country and the colonizers are just feeling themselves a lil too much. They culture appropriate other cultures and they’re always so on edge to just change themselves and just act like they’re from this country or they’re black so they can say the N-word. They’re so welcome to do Asian fishing, black fishing, literally disrespect other countries cultures and they don’t even have one. so fucking rude smh
(American)Josh: Oh im from the United States
(French)Charlotte: I’m so sorry
by Incoccnito June 21, 2021
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ayr united

the best team in ayrshire
lewis: mon the killie!!
ryan: shut up you dirty bastard ayr united are better
by heinzbeanz November 24, 2022
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