ayr united

the best team in ayrshire

lewis: mon the killie!!
ryan: shut up you dirty bastard ayr united are better

by heinzbeanz November 24, 2022

Sturdy Unit

If a girl is classed as a "Sturdy Unit", it means she is a bit on the large side.

"Dave mate, have you seen matt's new bird, she's a bit of a Sturdy Unit!"

by Lukey Boy July 20, 2008

unit clapped

when you clap someone so hard that it’s not just a w, it’s an absolute unit clap.

him: damn i can’t believe i just lost that game

me: fuck yeah you did, you just got unit clapped brother

by sadcowboycat March 16, 2019

Brothers United

A pair or threesome of brothers who have a fairly bogan secret handshake. All brothers share an equal desire of smokes, girls & raving.

Handshake like so:
"Scarn on brah?"
*walk towards eachother*
*catch hands*
*slide*
*punch*
*punch*
"SCARN."

"Hey mate, you coming to the game today?"
"Yeah, let me check with the brothers united."

"Hey Aden, Mum wants you home 'round one."
"Yeah alright. Tell her I'll call her 'round eleven, alright mate?"
"Yeah, alright. Brothers united mate."
"Yeah."

by L ! October 12, 2008

Grangers United

GU is a Tremulous Arcade Mod created by the one and only, Pedokid. Er, make that PedoBear. Yep, you heard me right. Hur dur! FUDGE!!

The fudge came from Andrew of GRANGERS UNITED.

GRANGERS UNITED is gay..

by ERIKIA July 26, 2009

Absolute Unit

Doom Guy. It's just Doom Guy.

"Yo, have you seen that guy that just tears apart demons?"

"You mean Doom Guy? He's an absolute unit."

by Pesto_the_1 November 29, 2019

Drogheda United

The second biggest football team in Louth, in the shadow of irish giants, Dundalk FC. There fans are big into inbred and they just love having sexual intercourse with their family. They like to pretend that their club is relevant by joining in football conversations with "drogheda clear 💜💙" this information is of course never actually true.

Person 1: Hai have you seen drogheda united recently?

Person 2: ye bro their awful their football is depressing

by dfc.editzz April 26, 2023