tropical john

A passionate pineapple full of sweet juices, harvested from the flavor mines of the deep Congo. This is a very controversial issue as child labor extensively used, hence the name john

Make me a beautiful symphony of smoothie flavors with a tropical John

by Mikachu April 26, 2015

Tropical Foreplay

When you're fooling around in a climate that's too hot for close physical contact, so you and your partner each lie on your backs and diddle each other with your hands.

"Wanna fuck around?"
"It's too hot!"
"How about a little tropical foreplay?"
"Let's do it."

by Dang04 October 5, 2015

Tropical Thunder

A person who has been drenched in body odour.

Hey Zara, your tropical thunder today

by Swaggaliciousness12 March 10, 2016

Tropical thunder

A person who is drenched in body odour

Hey Zara, your tropical thunder today!

by Swaggaliciousness12 March 11, 2016

trophy shelf

The collection of liquor bottles left across a counter, table, shelf, or any other flat surface after a night of hard drinking

Did you see the Trophy Shelf we left after Alex's party?

by Dinosaur laser fight April 22, 2016

Trophy Son

A trophy son is someone who doesn't do anything that a normally kid would normally do for chores. He/She doesn't clean their room, wash the dishes, or do the laundry.

Mom: good job on you're chores Hun
Dad: I'm glad he isn't a trophy son like the older one

by Corroded battery October 11, 2016

tropiary

(noun): A work of fiction that conforms so precisely to expectation one really needn't continue reading.

I had to put it down—pure tropiary.

by Jonathan Penn September 15, 2016