Tom Mars

Time
of
the month

Menstrual
area
is really
sore

Tom Mars sucks.
Tom Mars is visiting me now.

by Nina Bach October 28, 2008

Tom Yam

Delicious spicy soup that we all can enjoy. It's not just spicy, it can be sour and sweet too!

Ndhyl likes to eat Tom yam, cause its his favorite soup!

by GrayUchiha March 23, 2013

Papa Tom

The most cuddly of the Tom subspecies. Papa Tom's are extremely friendly. They love holding hands on any walks that exceed 2 and a half minutes. Papa Tom's enjoy kids movies, as well as cannabis in any and all consumable forms.

Local Folk lore tells of his ability to transfigure into numerous forms. Let him behind the wheel; he's Dale Earnhardt Jr. . Get him killed on Playstation; he's Dead Tom. Deny him of his liquor or weed; he's Brandon. He is everywhere, and he is nowhere. A master of illusion and confusion.

Some question his existence, but they only get questions in return. A never ending cycle of questions renders those in contact mentally broken. No one can overcome this endless cycle of Tom Foolery. He is a modern day siren of the East. Many have attempted such feats, but to no avail.

Friend: Hey I bet you'd like a Pop Tart Mister?
Papa Tom: Hey I sure would?
Friend: Yeah they're pretty tasty?
Papa Tom: Hey I know?
Friend: ......fuck

by Fraser94 March 6, 2016

tom mcatamney

A typical name in New Zealand, people with this name often like to have very curly hair and surf the waves in Sumner beach. These people are quite clumsy though, one Tom McAtamney had a holiday in Bali and his iPhone 6 got stolen as he was a dumb boi.

Wow look at that Tom McAtamney! He's a gooch surfer!

by lit fam skrt skrt October 16, 2018

Scat, tom!

The Southern equivalent of "Bless you!"

Attack helicopter: *sneezes*
Non-binary jar of mayonnaise: "Scat, tom!"

by Yip the Mechanical Fox February 6, 2019

Tom diamond

A Tom diamond is when ur take a shit so large it ruptures ur asshole so much u get a male period aka bleeding from the tip this is a very dangerous manoeuvre or thing to be around as ur think it last normal but once u realise it A Tom diamond if proper fuck

I just shat out a Tom diamond

by badass4523 August 19, 2019

Tom Parked

A term used to describe someone when they are unconscious 10 minutes into the party.

Dude, you got so Tom Parked!

It's only 8PM and he is already fully Tom Parked.

I can't believe he is Tom Parked already. At least we didn't force it down his throat.

by TomParkedMeaning April 16, 2017