Shrimping

A common response to depression and/or gender dysphoria which involves curling up nake on one’s bed with the lights turned off to simulate the simple lives of shrimp in depths of the ocean.

“Hey Jordan what’s u-“
“Don’t bother me, I’m shrimping”

by iabast February 14, 2024

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shrimping

When you stick a shrimp in the urethra of your penis.

Oh man shrimping makes me spurt white milky gobs.

by ilovetogoshrimping April 13, 2024

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Shrimp hands

When your hands are both cold and sweaty.

Person 1 grabs person 2s hand

Person 2: dude, you got shrimp hands

by Shrek the musical December 31, 2017

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Shrimp Mom

An earthling who widely resembles a parental figure, but who is also a shrimp. Being in their presence will cause you to feel strange moods such as singing black parade, reading Wattpad, and eating gushers with spaghetti. However, accustomed to standard practice, this direct specimen of shrimp is also emo. Their natural habitat is outside of CVS, onstage, and in their friend’s basement.

Shrimp mom is not only a simp.. they are also a emo hot simp.

by definitelynotspaghet December 30, 2021

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