School

The "right" way to torture your children Plain And Simple

u spend 18 years getting Destroyed Mentaly and Pshyicily For some Also you make Friends which you will probly never see most of them about 90% of them you wont see ever again so dont get to attachted most of the crap they teach you most likly 80% of it you wont use in life unless you become a teacher lol......... So yea thats what school is other wires see Hell
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by TheStudent April 16, 2008
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The school is 18 yrs of ramming crap up yours ass.
by g00fys0cks October 04, 2010
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government excuse to give 6-18 something to doduring the day so when they have to pay off social security we have some "knowledge" so the old people wont get mad
school is so gay why do we have to go to it all we do is sit around all day long to lisen so called teachers teach becuase the love it but really its because when they retire they get a phat government package
by fogot December 13, 2003
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I thought that was marriage or working for you...
by fo my pizz da playa December 28, 2003
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A disguised jail. Were kids are force to wake up everyday of their life so early to make their life a living hell and make them be stuck in school so they wont bother grown ups. And make them learn useless stuff wich they don't need to know. Cause they are suppose to be in church learning about GOD and waiting to die and go to heaven and never going to need that stupid information cause we all going to die!!!!!!! wasted time!!!
"hi i am a nerd and i am such a stupid person. i have no life. books are my friends. i am going to be a stupid nerdy doctor and i don't care if i waste my life and die oneday without discovering what life is all about and about enjoying it."
by escapedgoat September 30, 2004
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A torture chamber where they think they can torture children.
by StrangeWords March 01, 2017
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A jail for teenagers for simply existing. You wake up at 6am in the morning to get in a big yellow locker room that actually smells worse than the locker rooms to go to a rectangular shaped building with too much security. You may think this is a jail, but im serious this is a school. We then go from classroom to classroom with short four-minute breaks to get there on time, meaning there is no time to do anything. If youre late, youre marked absent. We get useless, irrelevant content, yet we dont know what tax is or how to pay it! Then, we get TESTED on this and if we fail because we dont understand, we get yelled at by our parents and everything we own gets taken away. This totally defeats the purpose of learning in the first place, and causes a burden of stress upon students. Meanwhile, you are forced to interact with people who probabally cant even solve a Google Captcha, and the only thing they talk about is sex. The only time they talk to you is to make you feel miserable. And when we get home, we have to do homework. If you already taught us what we need to know in school, why give us more work?? The teachers and staff ignore you, even if you are being bullied or need help, because they are there for the money. You dont need to know math or science unless youre becoming a mathmatitian or a scientist. Parents, I challenge you--did your job employer ask you to solve a math problem before you got hired?

TLDR-- A jail for teenagers for existing, the main causer of stress.
If you actually need to know the things school is "teaching" you in the "real world", there's a little thing called Google.
by v1vdefineswords October 28, 2020
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