net-titties

When you go on netflix in search of porn.

Mom: Hey son, what is "swallow my sock 15"?

Son: What?

Mom: Its on the netflix video history!

Son: shit! Why did i net-titties

by Jake1111111 June 18, 2011

Titty Smacked

The term for post strip club depression, A.K.A. The serotonin dump that occurs after sometimes leaving the strip club.

Man I hate strip clubs, I feel titty smacked

She's got me titty smacked

by Redboy Relish May 10, 2023

Raspberry Titties

Getting any kind of poison (ivy, oak, sumac, etc.) on ones nipple.

I went on a walk in the woods and got "Raspberry Titties" from poison ivy.

by Sabooboo June 26, 2009

Titty beard

The abnormally excessive occurance of hair growth below a woman's nipple, where upon seeing it you believe that you've seen Mike Napoli of the Red Sox.

Last night I met Mike Napoli. Wait. No. It was my girlfriend's titty beard. Damn it. Go Mike!

by Redsox4ever May 16, 2015

Titty typist

Working from home naked during rona, Woman with big ass droopy tits whose nipples type faster than her fingers

Wow Carly, that was a quick reply to my email, you is the bestest titty typist ever!

by Uncle Bulgaria Luvva November 7, 2020

titty blaster

When a robot lady shower her boobies and then guns come out and shoot you.

DAMN BRUH, look at the titty blasters on her!!!!!!!!!

by BigDick159 December 20, 2017

Winter Titty

A nice large set of titties you can cozy up to and keep warm in during the winter.

Yeah, she thicc but she got some nice winter titty. I'm not crawlin out from between those until the spring.

by kappakappalong January 2, 2018