Side Bride

A girlfriend whom a married man has a soulmate and true confidant and has primal connectness with.
The difference of that and a mistress is she is the only one/not interchanable and he wishes he was married to but circumstances make it impossible.

A true tragic modern day love affair that can last forever as it’s draw is so intense and magnetic.

He spent the afternoon with his side bride and saw yet another piece of her her longed to know.

by Movie Girl June 12, 2018

side balls

the side of your peanuts

"oh you almost sat on my side balls"

by sideballs July 8, 2018

glade side

Original worldwide O.G gangsta site playaz. Roll so deep Pablo Escobar was their bitch and got both 2pac and Biggie dealt with for stepping on their turf without permission. Will kill any Manz who dare test.

Who was that posse of god like outlaw mavericks who just shot up our whole crew and tea leafed our baccy then drove off in their solid gold and chrome solar powered robin reliants on switches? Glade side motherfuckers obviously

by Gladeside mandem July 8, 2018

Side Pump

When a guy sticks his dick in between the girls thigh and stomach and starts to thrust inorder to ejaculate

Did you hear?? Jesse side pumped angie last night.

by Fantastic Lightbulb July 21, 2018

Side interest

Similar to side - hoe but you don’t have any sexual encounters with them . Just someone you have your eye on just in case you breakup with your current partner.

Becky- hey bob down to f*ck tonight ?

Bill - nah Becky your just a side interest , maybe when I’m not in a relationship you hoe (wink wink 😉 )

by Generic Caucasian Papi August 18, 2018

Side Lawyer

When you’ve got a steady attorney but then you get one on the side. Like when a dude has a girlfriend and a side bitch. The side lawyer is cheaper, potentially a little ghetto, but always loyal.

“I’m gonna keep using my uncle’s attorney to manage his estate but I got myself a side lawyer.”

by Julactus October 3, 2018

Dark-Side

Being evil, a villain

Carissa is on the dark-Side

by Sweet treat October 9, 2018