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Alaskan Unicorn

When one shits in a girl's vagina, then puts a strap-on on their head and proceeds to fuck the girl with it.

Hence the alaskan series - shitting a girl's vagina

Hence the unicorn - strap-on on the head
Why does that guy have shit all over his head?

He just gave his girl an Alaskan Unicorn

That's fuckin' gross

Yeah, I know. Kinky, too...
by Anatomy Class 2010 April 7, 2009
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oral unicorn

A man who loves to participate in successful cunnilingus and feels like a king so much so that he does not require reciprocation. This man is a rare breed in the millennial world of free porn and faked orgasms.
I have to tell my oral unicorn to stop after 3 orgasms or there is the risk he will eat my vagina off.
by Girlonfire3211 August 20, 2015
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unicorn sex

the act of shoving ones horn into another ones anus. Then stabbing one in the asscheek after orgasming.
Honey! My pet unicorn can't wait much longer.

But the last time I had unicorn sex I went to the hospital.
by PoPoPoPoPoPoPo February 23, 2009
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lion and the unicorn

a sexual position, where a man straps a dildo to his fore head ( he being the unicorn ) and inserts it into another mans ass ( the lion )
its your turn to be the unicorn, i will be the lion
by bad man April 2, 2003
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Chocolate Unicorn

Accidentally shitting on someone's forehead while sitting on his/her face.
Jeff gave Annie a Chocolate Unicorn while she teabagged him and she couldn't get the stink out of her hair for days.
by William J Chance May 27, 2010
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Unicorn porn

A rare and mystic type of porn in which unicorns have sex with humans. To have seen this is very special for it only happens every 69 years. It only happens every 69 years due to the sex position they are in.
OMG I finally have seen unicorn porn. I feel so enlightened... It's so colorful...and sixty-niney.
by Steyudndvrhrjdjd February 20, 2018
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Flaccid Unicorn

When one decides to make a dance move that is easier then "dabbing" because we all know the dab is dead, then creates a movement of energy and passion resulting in positivity for everyone. Be cautious when hitting the flaccid unicorn this could result in a very good time and smiles you might end up shitting rainbows and glitter but it's for people who love to live dangerously because let's be real guys staying flaccid is a state of mind. It's rare to spot a unicorn already but to have seen a flaccid unicorn or have been next to one you truly are blessed and great things can only come your way!
Whalon has some awesome dance moves! He just hit the flaccid unicorn! I feel honored to have witnessed him hit the flaccid unicorn
by FlaccidUnicorm November 5, 2016
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