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no me importa

"Yo tengo una ereccion larga para ti!"

"No me importa. Soy una lesbiana. "
by Enomis March 5, 2007
mugGet the no me importamug.

fazz-me

I'm going to fazz-me up with that doctor to get some legal bud
by potsmokingcrazyguy December 3, 2010
mugGet the fazz-memug.

Gas Me

To boost your head up or over compliment
Person 1: You sexy

Person 2: I'm in my gym clothes and I need a hair cut, don't gas me.
by LOLDrown566 July 24, 2021
mugGet the Gas Memug.

Not me, was Maria.

Not me, was Maria used when you’re best friend negates a sense of pleasure from sending you obscenities of which you send onto your peers whom are horrified and reprimand you, but in your defence, you retort -Not me, was Maria. Whereby your innocence is restored and equilibrium regained as of course it wasn’t me, but Maria.

Friend “What the hell clare, I will never be able to unsee that gigantic penis now”
Me: “notmewasmaria”
Friend: eyes intent on screen and face drops in horror watching the gigantic penis sway back and forth in rocking motion, shocked, marika replies what the hell Clare? To which I say, it’s not me, was Maria.
by Clarabella May 6, 2020
mugGet the Not me, was Maria.mug.

french me

To give me a French kiss. which means kissing with tongues
Ben asking Tom: When I cruise a girl, How long do I have to talk to her before she will French me?
Tom: That depends on what kind of girl you're cruising for.Which is why I'm gonna aim low!! Real low !
by LightMoving April 4, 2016
mugGet the french memug.

hoe me

tried to play you, or scheme you

basically get something out of you, but going about it the wrong way
like if your friend says you're gay and you're not

You'll probably say "Jacob lowkey tried to hoe me"
by kiyoneej October 11, 2016
mugGet the hoe memug.

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