A boyfriend who's now more like a flat mate. On days off work he'll occasionally interact with his girlfriend to use the bathroom or ask for food. He's like a pet, needing food and attention at brief points of the day, but apart from that he disappears into his 'man cave.' Preferring to eat alone, he'll abandon his girlfriend after she cooks for him, making up an excuse to leave when she's half way through her meal, usually saying something like, 'i'm going for a smoke.'
Girlfriend feels as if she's joined an obscure religious order where solitary confinement is part of every day life, and forgets how it feels to be in a relationship.
Girlfriend feels as if she's joined an obscure religious order where solitary confinement is part of every day life, and forgets how it feels to be in a relationship.
how's your boyfriend, weren't you engaged?
he's not really a boyfriend anymore, more of a boyf mate.
oh, sorry to hear that.
he's not really a boyfriend anymore, more of a boyf mate.
oh, sorry to hear that.
by artdecolamphead August 20, 2013
Get the boyf matemug. by BornProdigy July 23, 2016
Get the Fucking cheers matemug. An exit interview strategy applied to employers who are mentally handicapped and require assistance understanding the basics of people management. While exiting a companies employ, you should employ the “Nah mate, see ya” as your exit interview strategy. A standard exit interview interaction would go along these lines:
Receptionist: “What are you doing here?”
You: “Dropping my stuff off”
Boss: “Can we have a chat please?”
You: “Nah mate, see ya”
Mic drop, exit front door
Receptionist: “What are you doing here?”
You: “Dropping my stuff off”
Boss: “Can we have a chat please?”
You: “Nah mate, see ya”
Mic drop, exit front door
I gave my old boss a bit of the old “Nah mate see ya”
“Can we talk about this please?”, “Nah mate, see ya”
“Can we talk about this please?”, “Nah mate, see ya”
by honneamise September 5, 2021
Get the nah mate see yamug. by BornProdigy July 23, 2016
Get the Fucking cheers matemug. defanition the have sex
by chris ya boy January 22, 2018
Get the animals matingmug. Club Mate is not that supporting pal that helps you out, whenever you party to hard. It‘s more like your life-saving elixir. If you are young, knackered and living in a bigger town like Berlin this is your go-to drink for EVERY occasion. You take your little bottle literally everywhere. To the park, the museum and even to family reunions. Everybody loves Mate. Everybody needs it.
by ale.ginger May 18, 2023
Get the Club Matemug. Another way to say hi hello,hola, etc....
It has the word mate which means pal or friend and saw which in this sentence means longtime no see. I know it doesn't make much sense but it's honestly just funny to say
It has the word mate which means pal or friend and saw which in this sentence means longtime no see. I know it doesn't make much sense but it's honestly just funny to say
by Famonporf January 27, 2023
Get the saw matemug.