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Chicken Jockey

"You want me to fight the chicken?.." "CHICKEN JOCKEYY"
by pseudonym1916 April 22, 2025
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Chicken Jockey

This shit has ruined my life I genuinely want to jump into lava but since I'm 5% chicken I'll be called lava chicken please end my fucking life
I'm FUCKING sick of "Chicken jockey" all I hear when I walk outside is "when she chickens on my jockey" I genuinely want to LAVA bucket release all over myself to out me out of my misery please end me
by TheGoofiestGoober April 18, 2025
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Chicken Jockey

A phrase said by jack black in a Minecraft movie. It has caused chaos and utter destruction in all movie theaters.
by SparePizza47094 April 12, 2025
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cackoffice jockey

1., someone whom prefers to hear themselves talk over listening
2., a back stabber that talks shit about fellow employees
3., lacking spine and/or balls to confront situations like an adult

4., prefers utilizing back stabbing skills to avoid work
5., a nosey coworker that rubber necks
Dude, friggen Todd ran into the wall because we was trying so hard to look in my office when he walked by!

-Yah, yesterday he was talking for ours about you behind your back to everyone
That's strange because he only ever wants to tell me about his weekend - doesn't want to hear about mine
-He is such a cackoffice jockey
by revere jr. December 4, 2020
mugGet the cackoffice jockeymug.

Jockey Bites

the tell-tale arc shaped scars left below breasts as a result of cosmetic surgery.
Are they real bro?? Nah man, check out the jockey bites...
by glenbruce August 11, 2009
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Chicken Jockey

A Chicken Jockey is when a mob or animal is riding another animal in Minecraft, some are rare to see but you might've seen a Zombie on a Chicken!
by Cocoa On MPP April 21, 2025
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Scrap Jockey

Someone who moans about the owners of cars that are left laying unused and the fact the owner won't sell them but is fine with the majority of people who scrapped them when they were worthless
Posting pics of the cars in my garden will bring out the scrap jockeys
by dialup2001 September 25, 2020
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