Christmas minus

The opposite of a Christmas bonus, resulting in a smaller than usual paycheck in December. This is often experienced by freelance and part-time workers, who tend to get fewer assignments at that time of year.

#1: Let's have lunch at that cool new restaurant. I hear it is pretty expensive, but I just got my Christmas bonus!

#2: You go - I got a Christmas minus, so no luxuries for me this month...

by mynah2012 December 20, 2012

christmas cat

A cat who loves to celebrate christmas with their friends. These cats often get dressed by humans in different christmas-clothing and they watch christmas-movies and eat christmas-cookies with humans.

Hey! There is a christmas cat in my refridgerator!

by theurbanestofthemall December 3, 2016

Christmas Whore

The angel on top of the tree, she's a whore because she has a whole pine tree stuck in her ass.

Nice tree, where's the christmas whore?

by Scburt November 14, 2022

ruined christmas

nuking the north pole

Bob Ruined Christmas!

by Josh B. Rena June 5, 2021

Merry Christmas

What someone says when they just had good sex

After all that merry Christmas everybody

by Taliyahhhh August 8, 2021

Christmas af

/'krismehs ahs fuhck/

Adj.

To be abnormally festive during the Christmas season.

Charlie sets up Christmas decorations on his roof.

Ralph: Why are you putting up lights? It's November 28th.

Charlie: Shut tf up, Ralph, I'm Christmas AF!!!

by Clarimond March 30, 2016

Christmas Almond

Name of an imaginary paint color that is tan in color, festive, but not too dark. Comes into play when the skin color of the person ( or victim ) is pivotal knowledge.

The shooting victim was darker than Christmas Almond, so race may become a factor in the investigation and subsequent adjudication.

by BelakayDub July 13, 2016