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Plating

Spinning at such incredible speeds that you are able to mold the tip of the penis into the shape of a plate.
My plating session went so well last night!
by iimcrimson February 26, 2024
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plate

A “plate” (Platonic Date) is a planned date where the person doesn’t really expect anything romantic or serious to come out of it. It’s more of a casual meet-up out of curiosity, politeness, or even boredom. It carries a “no pressure” vibe, and the outcome is uncertain. A date can start as a “plate” and evolve into something more romantic or even into a “bate” if the chemistry shifts.
Emma: “So, you’re going on a date tonight?”
Leo: “Nah, not really. It’s just a plate. We’re grabbing a drink, but I don’t think there’s anything romantic there.”

Alex: “How was your date last night?”
Chris: “Eh, it was more of a plate than anything. We just talked and went home separately.”
by neyiox February 1, 2025
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Spoiler plate

This is a custom license plate for your car which the owner decides will say or spell.
The spoiler plates on the back of that car don't make any sense at all.
by Snapdragon529 September 13, 2017
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plate the food

To transfer food onto a plate.
Originated in the 1990's from the colloquial language of lower class 'chav' type people. A way to lessen the texts deemed superfluous to the main focus of gossip about others.
Oh my god! Plate the food quick. Hate that dress Siobhan was wearing last night.
by Balanced Boz September 24, 2023
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Refers to the tendency of friends to nickname you after one humiliating incident and the nickname sticking.
Ryan: "What's up, rimster?"

Jake: "I regret telling you that. I let Sarah eat my ass one time. You break one plate, you're not plate breaker but you fuck one donkey!? and you're donkey fucker for the rest of your life."
by penisshakes December 8, 2023
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to go plate

Is when a random dude blows it in your girl, and she bringa it home and makes you eat it unknowingly.
Yo bro my girl had an extra creamy Orgasm... Might have been a to go plate.
by DerekHtotheEdoubleS May 27, 2017
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Plate-feather parent

Parent who is woefully inadequate and ill-prepared for the duty of parenting for viable efficacy, and who, instead, liberally engages in the reproductive process for the sole purpose of ensuring that their progeny are made available for predatory activities, after the manner of domesticated hens and roosters...and human populations, who have historically experienced the collapse of their own societies, and now belong to another social organization, to which they have been forcibly associated, with hostile purpose.
The plate-feather parent viewed the son's emerging talent with a barely supressed anger, and so, used parental persuastion to induce the son to engage in a number of activities with the hope that the son would be brought to mortal ruin.
by ancestaera February 5, 2020
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