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Blak Banana Mafia

Criminal organization made up of displaced Haitian immigrants after the 1-12-2010 earthquake that struck Port-au-Prince. With connections still in Haiti they run guns and drugs and take care of anyone in their way. Chapters, as they call them, have sprouted up in New Orleans, Los Angeles, Las Vegas, Seattle, Kansas City, Chicago, Miami, Key West, New York. When the state penitentiary crumbled many high profile criminals escaped and now run Chapters in American cities. Due to discrimantion they have turned extremely violent.
by Meridith Adams January 16, 2011
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Italian Mafia agent (hugo)

There is an Italian mafia agent liver here in Outer Mongolia, he wears his leather coat and keeps his automatitic weapon in his mafia style breif case, His name is hugo(a typical mafia name). He shuffles around at the dead of night and scares the living day lights out of small defenceless children. He is soon to be promoted to a Mafia God and he will rule the Outer Mongolian regions. He also drives a vauxall chavalier which is most un-mafia like. Probably to keep a low profile though. His hair is gelled in the most mafia-ish style, short and gelled back! He will never leave the proximity of his house without his leather coat and breifcase. Every thing from head to foot is mafia-ish even his leg! If anyone see's him shuffling arount outer mongolia then they should keep far away because he is convicted kitten killer. DANGER
Italian Mafia agent (hugo) This is a post from one of his friends;

hugo is an Italian Mafia agent he keeps his weapon in his breif case ad he drives a renault how uncool! richard is a chav...obviously jont: i cud say so much grrrrr random chomper, fish, cheese and a bit of banana smoothie combined with biscuit peelings ad some text book pages to compliment- how unique ad a bit more fish, its the late show jow about driving about in your very own mini one its a fantastic mini one you text spire plus your bid in pence texts cost alot of money its your chance to win whos this party girl dolls i know you do thats why wenever come around its easy to see a in the back of your mind i no i have 300 letters to go phew this is boring ad i bet noon e has bothered to read this far so im going to ramble on about nothing much except richard is a chav ad he stole his new alfa, 2000 smacceroones yea right!! dont beleive that at all wheres the violin case hugo! the machine gun is in the boot.. anywy im nerly done ad i understand that fish = some peple mwah
by Nick Raceee January 22, 2007
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Hell's Island Mafia (H.I.M.)

a group of the most highly respected individuals in NE North Carolina. Highly competitive organization to join and membership is sought by many of the hardest indivduals in the area and beyond. This organization has been spreading in rapidly and will be on the national scene soon.
Look here comes those boys from the H.I.M. dont make any eye contact and only speak when spoken to.
by Cronisms (H.I.M) December 24, 2004
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JARCS mafia

Jews
Against
Robert
Cameron
Saenz ;
A organized group of pretend jew that go around to harm Robert Cameron Saenz and his followers. BE A JARCS!
Oh hey, I just joined the JARCS mafia and gues what I did...I ate a ....
by JARCS mafia June 22, 2009
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midside mafia

best rap group too ever live in the ionia or grand rapids area/ never back sdown from a diss
the best rap group too live in ionia michigan or grand rapids michigan is

Midside mafia
by mad cat32 July 18, 2009
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Mafia Manicure

In the days of Al Capone, when Mafias were very common, they had methods of disposing of evidence. To avoid leaving fingerprints, it was common to burn their hands with sulfuric acid to burn away the surface and leave them without fingerprints.
Police Officer 1: We couldn't find any prints on the body of the homicide victim
Police Officer 2: The killer was either wearing gloves, or had gotten a Mafia Manicure
by AreYouCereal21 January 22, 2011
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soft mafia

Soft mafia describes women who keep
tabs on virtually everyone in their
their families, extended families, and
sometimes people they are not related
to in social groups and at different functions they attend.

These women do not mind being backstabbers,
being condescending muckrakers, and

acting dramatically pragmatic. They are political
to the highest degree, usually but not always
conservative in their views. In addition to being
gossip-mongers, the soft mafia also exert
influence to get their allies and friends good
professional and social positions. Intelligence
and counter-intelligence by electronic and
other means fit the soft mafia profile. She
will go beyond eavesdropping and tamper
with cellular phones and personal or
laptop computers, spying on family members
whether they are teenagers, older siblings,
and their friends or sleepovers.
The females in a soft mafia usually run down
their adversaries by talk. The idea of a hit

often but is not limited to TV soap opera-style
scandalizing, with the explicit purpose of
besmirching another woman or man's character
or reputation. Acts of mayhem ranging
from permitting a dog to excrete on the foe's
plants or flowers to getting the person in
minor trouble with the law are normal acts
of contempt.

Conversely, the soft mafia woman
or women can or will spread rumors
and begin conspiracies to land an
ally a good job at a company, and also
a position or positions of leadership in
civic or clannish organizations in the local
community. She will tell half-truths and
wildly exaggerate the reputation of the
person she wants "in".
by Constable Madre April 20, 2011
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