josh hales

A person resembling the typical brown chess player sharing characteristics with a donkey such as extreme stubbornness. A Josh Hales usually will own very sexual clothing such as a man thong and have high levels of leg hair. A Josh Hales is usually part of a secret government agency and fights crime on a regular basis. The key thing to remember about A Josh Hales is that he is not attracted to males or females, his sexual preferences are towards salmon.

Guy 1: That guy totally looks like a pro chess player, i will make sure to stay clear of him in chess club.

Guy 2: I also saw his man thong through his jeans, he must be a Josh Hales

Guy 3: I was thinking that when i saw him getting sexy with a salmon

by The apple core reb October 13, 2013

Josh Bibe

Rat Ugly Twat Retard

An ugly ass cretin who looks like a mf gremlin

If you see this person scream for help immediately.
EW! IT'S FUCKIN JOSH BIBE RUN THE FUCK AWAY BRO

by JOSH BIBE March 6, 2019

Josh dun

A lyric from the songs The Judge & Morph.

1.Not done,

Not done,

Josh dun,

2.Na na na na oh oh

Na na na na oh oh

Na na na na oh oh

(4:25josh dun)

Na na na na oh oh

by Love dislexia January 23, 2019

Josh Thole

The very very very sexy catcher for the New York Mets.

Person 1: Josh Thole is playing in todays Mets game.
Every girl in New York: OMGGG I have to watch!!!

by Manddda July 26, 2012

Dirty Josh

The act of having an enormously large unhuman sized shlong

'I really would like a dirty Josh right now'

by josh.has.a.massive.penis August 2, 2021

josh ramsay

The talented lead singer of the Canadian pop punk band-Marianas Trench. He's funny, sweet, hot, and young.

Great catch if you ask me!

Me-Oh my god, Josh ramsay is so funny!
My friend-I know and hes hot to boot!

by Sheepy Fluff September 30, 2007

Josh Klinghoffer

Josh Klinghoffer is a shy, mousy haired guitarist who used to play for the Red Hot Chili Peppers (replacing John Frusciante). Klinghoffer plays with his own band Dot Hacker and as a solo artist under the name Pluralone. Josh is endearing with a Burtonesque look ; skittish, lanky, and pale. He comes off as terribly quiet but is surprisingly friendly and has a way of looming around a stage like a cloud. Unlike John, he tends to go unnoticed because of his underwhelming presence but, Josh is still unique and special. You just have to have a good pair of ears to understand him and his message.

"Josh Klinghoffer was great in the Chili Peppers despite what others may think"

by pennylane1973 June 29, 2020