(verb - transitive). When you wish for something great, expect something at least good, but end up with junk. This is the worst option in anything. This can have something to do with sex, but really amounts to anything.
Dude, I just got a Jacobina Junk-blast cuz I wanted to travel to Japan on a class trip but I got screwed and am ending up in Hungary. With my luck, I am sure I will end up getting the Hungarian Mudslide or the Hungarian Gas Mask.
by Cincy Steamer April 26, 2008
Get the Jacobina Junk-blastmug. the act of putting a shovel in your partners anaus and they proceed to dig up the remains of a dead relative whilst you fuck a wild hog until it dies. Then you both fuck the dead person until the shovel pops out of her/his ass.
by Shovel_Shitter May 15, 2022
Get the Junk Shovelingmug. by Pkc December 29, 2013
Get the clotheslined junkmug. by squirrel chaser May 9, 2025
Get the Junkmug. by NauticalOcean February 4, 2024
Get the Irish men get drunk and play with their junkmug. Something that losers say, they look like a beaver and smells like syrup and it smells horrid., junk refers to dick, or balls. Not a pussy. The End
by Corine Wittles July 14, 2011
Get the Hop off my junk hoemug. What you eye-twinklingly protest when someone asks you "why you keep all dat junk around"; da joke, of course, is dat YOU YOURSELF are referring to said assorted flotsam and jetsam as being worthless clutter by calling it "trash", and so in effect you are agreeing wif da other person's contention dat you should get rid of said rubbish instead of having it around to clog up your closets and walkways.
I dunno da statistics for how many people who retort, "Hey! Don't call that trash 'junk'!" actually do clean out said jumbled mess anytime soon, but at least they are admitting dat they have a hoarding problem.
by QuacksO March 2, 2021
Get the Don't call that trash 'junk'!mug.