keep up grandma

Slang for "You’re very slow”. Not the brightest person, this person doesn’t have to be physically old.

Me:so ya jeff ran to school today
Friend: NO WAY
Friend 2: wait who?

Me: ya he was late
Friend: Poor dude, his house is far from school
Friend 2: WHO.????

Me: JEFF. Keep up grandma

by The True Oracle April 19, 2018

grandma eyebrows

Someone who's stupid enough to "accidentally" shave off their eyebrows

Me: omg, did u see *friend* yesterday??
Friend: omg yesss they're grandma eyebrows now!!
Me: how do you accidentally shave off your eyebrows?? Wha??

by Blu._.jay June 18, 2017

Grandma

a person witch dementia who only live to clean and cook they are very wrinkly even the "vagina" and the "buttocks"

jimmy: whoa ur grandma has a very wrinkly pussy and buttocks

greg: thanks

by anonymous August 5, 2024

grandma

Parent's mother.

Grandma.

by Zabombini October 5, 2024

Yummy Grandma's

"Grandma's delious!!!"

MREMEMEMEMEmMEMEMEM
"Yummy grandma's QUote me litterally"

by CaramelEmber!! April 12, 2022

Grandma's secret recipe

-Filling someones ass full of sweet potatos.
-stomping there ass mashing the potatos.
-throwing them onto a table.
-then covering them in marshmellow fluff.

A man came up to me looking for a fight in my local produce section. I said he should turn around and walk away before i turned him into "grandma's secret recipe". He promptly ran away.

by Sexowl2.0 November 17, 2018

Grandma

A person who can either be really sweet and kind and make cookies or has a big old truck and with age comes sass.

Dave: have you seen mikes grandma?
Jack: yeah the one with the blue sparkly truck is pretty cool.

by YeEtY bOi September 24, 2019