grand chili dog

When the man slathers his veiny gopher in chili before participating in any form of sex (concentual or not).

Often utilized as an effective way to get a blowjob from a hungry obese person.

"Mrs.Folkman gave me a mean grand chili dog...the only problem was that I used spicy chili so my meat was burning for a whole week."

by Argonak April 15, 2008

Grand Slam Breakfast

Highly coveted morning sex performed by a male with a female partner. The Grand Slam must include the four specific sexual acts of analingus, cunnilingus, vaginal sex and anal sex.

Roger woke up at 4:30 a.m. And gave his girlfriend a nudge and then proceeded to warm her up for a Grand Slam Breakfast.

by Eaton Holgoode April 17, 2015

Dodge Grand Caravan

The van you drive that belongs to your mom because you can't afford your own car.

Person 1: You actually drive a Dodge Grand Caravan?
Person 2: Until I move out, get a job, and can afford my own car, yes.

by GodsDemonHunter October 1, 2008

grand theft electro

A person who steals massive amounts of electronics from a store.

" dude, today mr. grand theft electro here went to Target and stole the entire second season of The Boondocks , an Xbox 360 controller, two CDs, a pair of headphones, speakers and a portable DVD player.

by mr. grand theft electro April 5, 2009

Grand Old Cheese

noun: grandmother.

From the Australian slang for mother-- "old cheese"

After her grandchild called her the Grand Old Cheese, the grandmother made it her new screenname

by Elizabeth Tudor June 1, 2006

Grand Theft Impairment

The 4-hour period of time that you cannot drive or function in society due to playing Grand Theft Auto. You may have the intention to steal a car, kill innocent people, and/or drive recklessly.

Girl: Hey you wanna come pick me up so we can go to the movies?

Guy: Aww, I wish but I have grand theft impairment, I can come later though.

by andytheslash January 24, 2010

Grand-Master simp

A "grand-master simp" is someone who makes simping their mastery, and tries to deny that they are a simp. typically that will be the head of simps in your friend group.

"Jake is the "grand-master simp" of our friend group"
"Yeah its a shame that he cant get a girlfriend "

by BIDDLITS August 16, 2020