When two males get together on a friday night to suck each others private areas but dont want anyone to know thats what theyre going to do
Friend 1 : “Hey im gonna get together with Joe and watch a cool kung fu movie!” Other friend(s): “Oh that’s hecka cool! Can I come?” Friend 1: “Nah. Just gonna be us two! Maybe next time.”
by Lizzielou December 8, 2023
Get the Watch a cool Kung fu moviemug. by Hustiii November 4, 2019
Get the Fumug. A unique and exceptionally rare skill most commonly found among the Female sex of most mammals. Observed to be the rapid flapping of ones pussy flaps similar to the flapping of ones' ears like Dumbo the flying elephant. Additionally, the use of Queef-Fu during sexual relations has been noted to produce the most euphoric dick massage known to any individual male that has experienced it.
Friend #1: Dude! the craziest thing happened when i hooked up with Jess last night!
Friend #2: What happened? You two good?
Friend #1: Better than good! It was utterly amazing! she made her pussy flaps flap so hard against my cock I thought she was about to fucking lift off to outer space!
Friend #2: OOOOOHHHHHHH YEAH!!!!!!! I've heard of that! It's known as Queef-Fu! You lucky Bastard.
Friend #2: What happened? You two good?
Friend #1: Better than good! It was utterly amazing! she made her pussy flaps flap so hard against my cock I thought she was about to fucking lift off to outer space!
Friend #2: OOOOOHHHHHHH YEAH!!!!!!! I've heard of that! It's known as Queef-Fu! You lucky Bastard.
by Queef-FuMaster6969 September 16, 2023
Get the queef-fumug. by Lalajuicy October 3, 2022
Get the Kung-Fumug. The hell?! Did this 200 ping looking motherfucker just clip through half my attacks and kill me?
Yeah, he did. This guy's using some serious Lag-Fu.
Yeah, he did. This guy's using some serious Lag-Fu.
by Casey Watts July 8, 2022
Get the Lag-Fumug. The close, intimate, personal group of long time special friends that scandalous hos keep on the back burner, thinkin the whole time, somehow, "i got this".
Keep your distance, man. Julie got a fu-man-crew with pustuals that hell wouldn't order for anybody's forlocks.
by baccngravvy June 3, 2018
Get the fu-man-crewmug. by Eggybicottop69 November 21, 2021
Get the Yuan fumug.