Schrödinger's Woman

The girl you're trying to chat up is both the fittest bird on the planet and a fat slag at the same time until your pointless attempt at chatting her up gets accepted or rejected. Often leads to doublethink.

Bloke 1: "Check her out, she's well fit!"
Bloke 2: "I tried to chat her up earlier, stay out of her way, she's a bloody whore"
Bloke 1: "I'll give her a chance, I'll go see if she likes me"
A few seconds later
Bloke 1: "Actually you're right, she is a fat whore. I know it's Schrödinger's Woman a bit, but it's true"

by fearlessmonkey8 February 9, 2023

a woman that fishes

A slap awesomeness situation that is very rare

they will always have on there own favorite rain-boots accompanied by endless possibilities for example :::
Daisy Dukes, cut off jeans, backwards hat, tramp stamp, bad mouth, ex-mechanic, w her own beer Koozie

If you need a good woman get you “a woman that fishes”

by Snookin February 11, 2018

Woman snatcher

A woman snatcher is a way of saying you have had a extreme love for a girl. that means if you try to snatch a girl you instantly want to make out and have sex with that girl. You will normally snatch the girl of your dreams hoping that you will be that girls luck guy and she will be obsessed with you and she too will share the same feelings. You will normally flirt like crazy with this girl because of her extremely beauty and cuteness. People will tend to call you out for be obsessed with her even though you denied it many times, but once you put her in your woman snatcher there is no denying your love for this girl. But be careful because once you snatch that girl you will be determined to get this girl into your hands no matter what it takes. People will also tend to notice you flirting behavior and then you will have to deal with there accusing for loving this girl. But fear not if you love a girl enough put her in your woman snatcher

I’m going to use my woman snatcher on the girk

by Fizzy_262351 July 9, 2021

woman weaver

A man who bounces from woman to woman in a short amount of time.

Girl, he such a woman weaver, he was just with three girls last week, and screwed them over.

by corbre May 5, 2018

Godless woman

A hoe with no god and betrays there friends.
Mad hypocritical

A bitch that gives toothy head

I hooked up with a girl last night she a godless woman she said it was smaller than expected

by Boatsandhoess November 24, 2021

Ham Woman

A noticbly overweight, and unattractive woman

Wow, I'm glad I don't look like her - she's a ham woman!!!

by Burbergirl March 4, 2016

Whose Womans Is This?

It is the opposite of saying Whose Mans Is This? towards a woman who kills the moment or does something that's not cool or simply being lame.

A woman puts her credit card info on a birthday cake & posted up on her facebook page publicly or on TV.

You gotta say this out loud: Whose Womans Is This?

Just Like Whose Mans Is This?

by Beautifullanier June 8, 2017