A husband or boyfriend, who sits at home patiently whilst his wife/girlfriend is out partying every night, normally holding the baby or looking after the kids she's bored of. If she comes homes he's treated to banging, crashing, and violent vomiting on the landing or down the side of the bath. If she doesn't come home, he lays in bed knowing full well his significant other is being royally plowed by the local horse-hung stud or even studs.
by What's going on. July 23, 2022
by Crazy_Senpai March 01, 2021
A non alcoholic grape based drink suitable for drinking during working hours where regular common or garden wine would not be appropriate - i.e. Grape Juice.
(Not to be confused with Work Whine)
(Not to be confused with Work Whine)
"... I went down the ASDA to fetch some work wine ..."
"... I sat at my desk consuming work wine and the boss didn't even cotton on ..."
"... I sat at my desk consuming work wine and the boss didn't even cotton on ..."
by BobMonkhouseJnr February 26, 2007
A disease in which my body does not turn grapes into wine. Therefore, I must take daily supplements.
by MyWinery December 24, 2023